@pattymeatloaf@stealthygeek Patrício, leave your sister alone, you waste of a good soap fat.
Instead, go buy yourself some cheap beers and a few new Niblers to shove up your Grotta Nera, fatty
@pattymeatloaf@stealthygeek The Tiberius part always freaked me out. I wish it was only whores, if I recall correctly, he was kinda of a Paul Weimer... loved taking kids there too.
Hey Pat, maybe I was wrong, you WOULD enjoy to take your friends there.
@pattymeatloaf@stealthygeek I don't think I'll have the time to return for a few years, because of work. But when I do, I intend to stay for quite a while, everything I experienced over there was amazing. You're very lucky, Patty, I'm honestly happy for ya.
@pattymeatloaf@stealthygeek Speaking of which: Capri may be the most beautiful place I have ever visited. To this day I'm not over the fact I couldn't get inside Grotta Azzurra
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Btw @stealthygeek did you ever stop to think you'll never travel again after Torswats tells on you? Federal prison forever.
1: You don't have a garden, you have 2 cubic meters of sterile salted soil.
2: Trim you nails, pigster!
3: bonus pic of you slowing getting cancer from your pallet chair
@stealthygeek
@pattymeatloaf@stealthygeek Puedo hacerlo!
Na verdade, foi uma pegadinha da sua irmã, @stealthygeek ! Não é espanhol, é latim antigo! Ufa, te salvei dessa hein?
Ps: That chick is a 10/10.
@passton42069@zombie_paxton Pardon me gentlemen, but if you're specifically looking for white trash, isn't cocaine a bit above that paygrade? Won't some cheaper more accessible shit work better?
Just spitballing here.
@ITjanitor@redlettermedia@JayBauman1@MikeStoklasa Nevermind, I just realized that's a new pic, nor one from the original screening.
I might not be fat, but sometimes I think I was born with a terminal case of PatBrain. 😔
@ITjanitor@redlettermedia@JayBauman1@MikeStoklasa You took that pic? You are probably their oldest fan, Henrique. Love'em too.
Hey, what's the deal with Milwaukee? Everybody there is fat, but witty with a nice sense of humor.
Well, almost everyone: some are just fat.
@BertBertlinson@AliceRHamilton@stealthygeek Those "true crime" YT channels will one day have a field day with this one:
"Son of the Ice Truck Killer forced to defend his family and kill insane obese stalker who tried to murder his own family.
WI average BMI down to 22"
- 5.3 mi views
@BertBertlinson@NeutralbutKind@HackingButLegal@Dushatar_ I laugh and shit on the Jackies and Pats of the world, but if I could choose I'd rather see them turning their lives around and becoming good people for themselves and their families.
But since there's a near zero chance of that, we might as well have our laughs, right?
@BertBertlinson@NeutralbutKind@HackingButLegal@Dushatar_ Thanks Bert! I know we use this venue mainly to shitpost and make fun of Pat and his deviants.
But every once in a while is good to break character and say stuff from the heart. I really meant what I said, so I appreciate the kind words, my man.
@NeutralbutKind@BertBertlinson@HackingButLegal@Dushatar_ Yeah. Being stuck in the lowest place you've ever been sucks, but is has its pros: its a humbling situation, the most profound moment for self-reflection and betterment. And normally most people will show sympathy to you.
What kills me is her attitude, the absolute arrogance.
@BertBertlinson@NeutralbutKind@HackingButLegal@Dushatar_ The problem with jobs is people run background checks just in the - VERY UNLIKELY - possibility the person has ties with actual criminal racist groups and is being hunted by the IRS.
@ITjanitor@mikebattleborn@NeutralbutKind@_stealthybadger@virtuallyleslie @StealthyZarbon3 @stealthygeek He does get exposed Henry. Hourly! But he's absolutely devoid of the ability to feel empathy of shame. It seems like it doesn’t faze him at all.
Pat's the most narcisistic human being I have ever known. But since he's also the most antagonistic, it makes for a hilarious combo!
@MikeSmith240921@mikebattleborn I don't get it: Pat and Ona are American. Pat can barely write English... and yet, I see different contrymen joining the ranks everyday. I guess Patposting really does transcend all barriers.
@MikeSmith240921@mikebattleborn Funny side note:
I have NO idea why, but I've seen DOZENS of Patposters who are clearly Brazilian. Even some of the OGs (you can easily identify prints dated from 2018 mocking him in Portuguese). But the thing is most Brazilians shouldn't know Pat exists!