Randi Allen

🍦do u even skate🍦

[Randi Allen @RandiShaye101]

@sadiejaneallen bish literally come hang out with me

[Randi Allen @RandiShaye101]

@sadiejaneallen *meets one sexy french man*

[Randi Allen @RandiShaye101]

@sadiejaneallen laura says Teal but she is actively wearing a teal t-shirt

[Randi Allen @RandiShaye101]

@sadiejaneallen probably Coral

[Randi Allen @RandiShaye101]

@sadiejaneallen looking camp right in the eye 🪞

[Randi Allen @RandiShaye101]

@sadiejaneallen should i stop sending u linkedin messages rip

[Alan F Giles @alanfgiles]

2 cities down, 10,000 to go. all according to plan

[kev @bigtallgayguy]

this is how your email finds me

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

What Mehmet Oz means when he says abortion should be between "a woman, her doctor, and local political leaders." #PASenateDebate

Thx @amyschumer

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

marjorie taylor greene, who voted against gay marriage two months ago because it’s a sin, is now getting divorced from her husband after cheating on him with the manager of her gym

[Randi Allen @RandiShaye101]

@sadiejaneallen tru

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

social media needs to stop recommending people i may know. i know them and i hate them

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

last night I told my four year old I loved her and she said “I love you so much that if someone chopped your head off I’d carry it around forever in a bag”

[p. @sixinchbeys]

OMGGGG

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Texas. Where the Governor was more concerned about keeping masks out of schools than guns.

[David Jacobs @jacobsfdavid]

They* said I couldn't do it. They** were wrong.

*I am they. Everyone else was really supportive.
**Me again. Can't stress enough how kind people were to me.

[Elizabeth Banks ❄️ @ElizabethBanks]

Pro-life, my ass.

[James Bramble @BrambleJim]

"Years ago, anthropologist Margaret Mead was asked by a student what she considered to be the first sign of civilization in a culture. The student expected Mead to talk about fishhooks or clay pots or grinding stones.
But no. Mead said that the first sign of civilization 1/4