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In this scramble for the exits, I'd forgotten to consider that I might be someone people want to follow.

Well, I could be wrong, but better to have it and not need it,

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@MasterTimBlais but would you suck every blue whale's dick to save 25,000 humans

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@BigSnugALot @blixberrie @Timstillherelol @Pup_Dax_ @Zhlgpy0 I mean, it kind of does say 15.2 to 15.5 million do not speak italian at home. But that still doesn't mean that their pronunciation of "prosciutto" isn't based on a legitimate italian dialect.

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@SueDefiant67 @StealthRalf you weren't born with them either, how do you think you got them? hormones

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@NathanHiggs17 @jearosky @CrimsonFoxsoul1 @shortmagsmle no the fuck he isn't, did you watch some different video from the rest of us?

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@punishtrollface @myYouTubetrash @shortmagsmle shall not be infringed

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@Bayazgg @thugobliterator @shortmagsmle If he didn't conceal it and didn't leave the store with it, he was not stealing, full stop. Therefore anything he did with his gun when armed men were chasing him was self defense and also not legal justification for shooting him.

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@Bayazgg @thugobliterator @shortmagsmle taking an item out of a case and putting it back is "tried to steal and put back what he was stealing" now?

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@GoldWingSK @superchargeddee @surecooker @shortmagsmle so are you saying he should have shot them?

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@blalalabluaxxi @surecooker @shortmagsmle i guess the only correct answer is if you're carrying and someone wrongly accuses you of shoplifting shoot them immediately, right?

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@blalalabluaxxi @surecooker @shortmagsmle well that's a bit of a catch 22, considering his pockets contained a gun, if he did empty it out they would have shot him on the spot for "pulling out a gun"

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@10w1nt3rmut301 @BobbyHppard @shortmagsmle if he didn't actually take the water bottles, then pulling the gun is self defense even if they believed he did.

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@JasozzGames @TheVicious_One and what happens when you have thousands of props like this because you don't want every pile of laundry to be the same

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@IncubusServi @lpcs43c @RBPundit the patties on a big mac are 1/10 lb.

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@paulwb1995 @ossoinc @Shawan4Freedom It's not about being cashless, it's about lying about their menu prices when there is no possible way to actually pay only those prices.

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@osoleve @seconds_0 I took it as being 'primarily familiar with some dialect where it didn't exist [or hadn't existed in some past version] and had the habit of calling nvl or writing long-form "X if Y is null else Y" type stuff instead'

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@npeason @sparr0 @defnotbeka I mean "if you hit someone from behind you have accident liability for not being ready to brake *even if* they're breaking some other rule" works fine.

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@lorem_ipsum_93 @CrimCartier not shown on the map: clowns to the left of them and jokers to the right.

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@medioker86 @mrspotato2004 @Oiarjunrathore that "entirely" seems load-bearing.

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@DaddyWarpig I mean you could just detach the ring when loading it and put it back on when ready to fire.

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@Torrent_Of_Pork @DaddyWarpig wait this is just the immovable rod discourse again isn't it

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@Torrent_Of_Pork @DaddyWarpig why doesn't enlarging or shrinking other objects cause them to rapidly accelerate east or west to conserve their momentum relative to the rotation of the earth

[you could go "world is not actually a spinning planet" but that raises the question of how it works]