Random Crypto Chad

JUST A CRYPTO CHAD / FORWARD DEPLOYED ENGINEER

[Random Crypto Chad @RandomCryptoCh1]

I built this because of one paper.

Google and Janelia mapped every neuron in a fruit fly and published it for free. 165,000 neurons, every synapse, sitting on a server for anyone to download. I read it and couldn't let it go. This brain evolved to do one thing: smell something and decide in milliseconds whether to go for it. That is exactly what a trencher does.

So I trained it on pump memecoins.

The thesis is simple:
A fly doesn't reason about a smell. A pattern hits a few hundred neurons and it either goes or it doesn't. Memecoins are the same. Holder count, buy/sell ratio, creator history, token age, pool size. Pattern in, ape or hold out. I wanted to know if a real biological wiring diagram could learn that pattern.

I wired the connectome into a model and started training on my RTX 5070 Ti at home, fed by a collector watching https://t.co/Mvo9EqdXto around the clock.
First run: 4.5 hours of market data, only the fly's "nose", about 32k neurons. It learned something. Small, but above every dumb baseline.

Then I ran the full 165k-neuron brain.
Honest result: no better than the nose alone. And most flies still lose money on median return. A fruit fly brain is a small brain. It is not magic and I'm not going to pretend it is.

But one thing kept showing up. Different random seeds gave noticeably different flies. Some were clearly better at spotting the runners. So instead of one fly, I run a swarm. Eight flies, eight wallets, and a master wallet that only trades when enough of them agree. The plan is the weak ones get culled and the good ones breed.

That is the bet. Not that one fly beats the market, but that a swarm of them, bred on live data, can be made profitable over time.

Creator fees fund the trading wallet.
Profits go back to holders.
Every number, wins and losses, gets posted.

You can watch its brain light up as it decides.
This is $TRENCHFLY. 🪰

CA: 7zuaMPB6hkgiWnJ9Q5wq7xjtwUpUepJsnKD2cQUjpump

[Random Crypto Chad @RandomCryptoCh1]

@BigbiYahuwitz @tatamatal Bolsheviks sent out out grand-grand mothers to Siberia.

[Random Crypto Chad @RandomCryptoCh1]

@haxrcalled4chan @MeronElysium solana:B7DTbYbpfyK9BBtpFAQj8dtz8BdVf7taHo9TsDuDpump REDBULL

[Random Crypto Chad @RandomCryptoCh1]

@xKseilas @kardpay most of these cards are using @PhotonPay https://t.co/XRBMqgPlwb

[Random Crypto Chad @RandomCryptoCh1]

@RouriGambles @notthreadguy @ratioed_xyz i backed you bro with 0.1 SOL

[Random Crypto Chad @RandomCryptoCh1]

@Larpcheckbot @projellyfish_ @ratioed_xyz larpbot = larp...
i opened market, please vote for my post, smash likes and bet on my post please....

https://t.co/JfN5DLroTs

[Random Crypto Chad @RandomCryptoCh1]

@ratioed_xyz @toeho_ ok, seems like tek works

[Random Crypto Chad @RandomCryptoCh1]

@toeho_ @ratioed_xyz @ratioed_xyz 1h - can this get more likes please?

[Jafrin⁷ 🌸🌙 @antares_ojo_o]

Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads

[Random Crypto Chad @RandomCryptoCh1]

@ethereumintern_ d2hhdCBkbyB5b3UgbWVhbiBicm8K

[Random Crypto Chad @RandomCryptoCh1]

@a1lon9 *showing + *admit

[Random Crypto Chad @RandomCryptoCh1]

@a1lon9 bro... you are talking about user feedback, but howing github merged PRs, just admin now that claude is starting to help a lot kek

[Random Crypto Chad @RandomCryptoCh1]

@ltvzinas DNB is bloated bank anyway. These roles weren't adding real value.
It's the same as when companies had people carrying paper from desk to desk, and then email showed up. Nobody misses that job today.

[advit.hl ( indie hacking arc ) @0xadvit]

holy autism

[Random Crypto Chad @RandomCryptoCh1]

@ArnisRG @VRudzitis ofc, no doubt... this is about "someone asked me 360€"

[Random Crypto Chad @RandomCryptoCh1]

@ArnisRG @VRudzitis Nobody is going to do that for 360€, kek

[DogePad @DogePad_fun]

Where do the trading fees actually go? 🐕

With ÐOGEPAD, there's no treasury cut.

Claimable creator fees are split between Billy and the $DOGEPAD Buy & Burn reserve.

The launchpad and upcoming main token have their own fee structures.

Full breakdown below. 👇

https://t.co/mBPkscllsA

[Stefan_SSS @Stefan_3S]

Yo @BillyM2k its that time of the month when a bullish idea related to DOGE comes out and u're involved in it.

I think this idea is really cool, while u get 50/70% of the fees from every token launched on dogepad + u hold the 10% of supply of the main one. The other 30% are being used for buybacks on the main dogepad token. A really smart idea of how to keep its value going up.

Take a look at it.

3LEhJiW1WHs3jHnrUu5DwFkT4UjSnxcNduWS4yCQDoge

[Random Crypto Chad @RandomCryptoCh1]

@Stefan_3S @BillyM2k @BillyM2k it's your time

[Random Crypto Chad @RandomCryptoCh1]

@Stefan_3S @BillyM2k so if he claims, then this portal makes instant buyback?bullish