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[Pilosopo Tasyo @djakasss]

Ang ugali ni Rodante Marcoleta ang sumasalamin sa mga gawi at aral ng INC.

Prove me wrong.

[Jai Cabajar @jaicabajar]

If you think about it, collective childhood experience ng millennials, Gen Z, and Gen alpha na may kaso si Jinggoy.

[PING LACSON @iampinglacson]

“The minority group scampered out of the session hall.” — SP Cayetano
“No, Mr. Senate President, we quietly walked out because you scampered out of our rules and wanted to divide the house while we were still debating”.

[Nguyen Ho @NguyenHo1096438]

I'll tell a truth:

CHINA IS A BULLY.

[Mac Zamora @MackinleyZamora]

Wonder why 🇵🇭 lags behind its Asean counterparts?

It is because of her. She's not out promoting the country but herself. She felt she was the Philippines' main attraction.

Panahon na, palitan na!!!

[@iamjet 💔💚 @urpoliticalchar]

If you check the marketing collaterals of the Department Of Tourism, you kind of get why our tourism numbers have declined.

Sec. Christina Frasco has more exposures and features than all of our country’s attractions combined.

Ano bibisatahin kay Frasco as an attraction? Yung high cheekbones niya? Yung hugis-bigas na mukha? O yung laging exposed niyang clavicle?

[RC deWinter @RCdeWinter]

Breaking news:
Teacher Arrested At Pearson Airport

A high school teacher was arrested today at Toronto's Pearson Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator.

At a press conference, Premier Mark Carney said he believes
the man is a member of the notorious extremist Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the OPP with carrying weapons of math instruction.

‘Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Premier said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.'

‘They use secret code names like "X" and "Y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns” but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.”

When asked to comment on the arrest, Prime Minister Carney said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."

Fellow Liberal colleagues told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by any Prime Minister.

O Canada! 😂

[Random Filipino Thoughts @RandomFilThots]

@mlq3 From anime. Symbolizes embarrassment or sexual arousal.
Can be, you are so intelligent, I'm embarrassed for not knowing. Embarrassed = nosebleed

[Kristina Conti @chronikrissys]

Prep notes para sa hearing ni Duterte sa November 28, 2025:

1. Mabilis lang ito, maximum na ang two hours (5:30-7:30pm Manila time). Babasahin lang ang desisyon ng Appeals Chamber tungkol sa interim release.

2. Absent si Duterte. Nag-sign na sya ng waiver of appearance at...+

[TheYoungVoice @Teaser261]

@DarnaImpakta si Rossel Taverna, ang Managing Director ng Outbox Media Powerhouse Corp na events manager ng mga Flood Control Project inaugurations.

[Pampagod Vibes @PampagodVibes]

Eto yung mga prosecutors na nag-file ng MR para i-reverse yung decision sa kaso ni Leila de Lima.

PLEASE SHARE & EXPOSE THEM.

[🌷Karen V.🌷 @karenvaughn_]

Guys, ikalat natin itong video ng kagaguhan nila Bato, Robin, Imee, Joel Villanueva etc. pinagtutulungan si SenRisa. REPOST LANG NG REPOST PARA KUMALAT GUYS.

[PurpleThread 🐉 @ceebee_em]

It’s always the religious ones ano? Yung mga ginagawa is exact opposite of what they preach.

You are not a statesman and doesn’t deserve the title of Honorable Senator @senatorjoelv

[Random Filipino Thoughts @RandomFilThots]

🧀🐓!!!

[ABS-CBN News @ABSCBNNews]

Sara Duterte impeachment trial ‘in limbo’ after Senate returns case to House: expert https://t.co/ujozv7YPGh

[Ate Czarot, a different Filipino @smurfette017]

Remember how Duterte blustered and said that MRT-7 would be completed by 2022.

Yeah.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

They are ants solving a geometric problem and it is great in color.

[Rommel Lopez @RommelFLopez]

Duterte got a dose of his own medicine.

Mahilig sa matrix. Yan napapala mo.

[Random Filipino Thoughts @RandomFilThots]

What's the trump policy on cases like mariel padilla who go to the US just to give birth?

[ABS-CBN News @ABSCBNNews]

Robin Padilla explains why he wants Donald Trump to win US presidency
https://t.co/SJu98aBsLm

[Bitchesa Patolera Basagulera😂 @wanakopake]

O ano happy pb mga Pilipinong bumoto at nakicheer kay Trump? When they say they will weaponize immigration, they are also talking about Filipinos.And Di yan for illegals lang.Those who are waiting for their working/green card can also be sent home.

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

So it begins.

MAGA is about to find out how tariffs actually work first hand.