Randy Begel

Lead Writer and Narrative Designer. Saber Interactive. All opinions expressed here are my own.

[Randy Begel @RandyBegel]

@Death_Bow UFO is a designation for unidentified airborne anything. A prototype plane/rocket/drone we don’t have record of is a UFO. Non-human DNA does not mean, extraterrestrial DNA. The first astronauts were chimps and dogs. In all likelihood, we have some other countries aerospace tests.

[Randy Begel @RandyBegel]

Started my first day at Saber Interactive. Looking forward to what's to come!

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@MandasaurusReks Achievement Unlocked

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@CapitalOne I need to speak with someone in management in the credit card fraud department. No one at 800-239-7054 has been able to help me and I’ve been trying to resolve my issue for almost four months now.

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@thefinninator Oh, if this troubles you, wait until you try Sprilk.

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@Marriott @MarriottBonvoy Just spent more than an hour trying to book a room for DragonCon 2023. Three agents and a supervisor failed to be able to book me a room before they sold out and every one of them gave me a different explanation for why. How is that possible?

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@MorelloNMST This is just the picture of Tactiuncool in the dictionary.

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@verminjerky Just wants to be senpai's mount. :(

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@Charles_Boyd @SkeletonKeyDev @Wizards Congrats, Charles!

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@thefinninator The fact that they, day one, had to “patch” a correction invalidating the entire premise of the article is just so instant karma I can’t stop laughing.

[Randy Begel @RandyBegel]

This package was the last content I worked on for ESO, so I’m eager to see how you all like it! (That’s only half-true, I’m always eager to see how you all like the releases 🤫) Congrats, team!

[The Elder Scrolls Online @TESOnline]

Continue the year-long saga. Discover the deadly plot within Breton society and defend the #LegacyOfTheBretons. Experience the next Chapter in The Elder Scrolls Online, High Isle, now live on PC/Mac.

[Randy Begel @RandyBegel]

@ZenOfDesign I really wish stupidity was painful.

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@WeisMarkets I would like to know the official policy regarding this coupon, because sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t, and I get a different answer why from store managers every time. The coupon only has one stated restriction, so what is the deal here?

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@AlexanderMFreed I’ve been meaning to ask. Have you played Cataclysmic: Dark Days Ahead? I know you were very into NetHack and the two are fairly similar.

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@AussieAudible I only play lie-down basketball. There is no ball, the basket is full of eggs, and the eggs are chocolate.

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@MorelloNMST Sweet! I liked the original Chaos Gate Xcom-like vibes. I was hoping that this was a successor to that!

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#MayThe4thBeWithYou

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@MandasaurusReks @Kintinue This is the way

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Never has anything truer ever been said.

[Haelle @Haelle_]

POV: You're a giant in Elden Ring

[Randy Begel @RandyBegel]

@zoeterhune Thank you!

[Randy Begel @RandyBegel]

Happy to announce I have officially joined the good folks at Aspyr today! Time to dust off the old lightsaber.