Randyman

[Gloria Campos @GloriaCampos]

Thought this was ripped outta Mad Magazine’s “Spy vs Spy.”

[Randyman @RandylLongmire]

@JeffDye Extremely Randy, baby!

[Randyman @RandylLongmire]

@mattrife It's a title, like "president" or "felon". Once you earn it you get to keep it.

[Randyman @RandylLongmire]

@CallofDuty #CODxBBSweepstakes
hehe, you said... duty

[Randyman @RandylLongmire]

@elonmusk Are the Boring tunnels supposed to do Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly like the SpaceX rockets?

[Randyman @RandylLongmire]

@JeffDye BT's Movie Minute said to bring Pepto and a Bible cause it's gross. I'm gonna check it out this week

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

"Still on for tonight?" is a polite way of saying, "So far, neither of us had the guts to cancel..."

[Randyman @RandylLongmire]

@jimmykimmel Please stop saying there is no means of transferring water from the Sacramento river delta to Los Angeles. It's called the State Water Project, and it is one of the largest water conveyance systems in the world. Please focus on the true reasons Trump is an idiot

[Randyman @RandylLongmire]

@realchasegeiser This is like defending Bill Cosby by saying you liked him in 1984 before the truth came out.

[Randyman @RandylLongmire]

@JeffDye I thought it was about a go-go dancer at a fictional gay club in West Hollywood

[Randyman @RandylLongmire]

@elonmusk It's just people sharing their passion, their fire.

[Randyman @RandylLongmire]

@elonmusk resign

[Randyman @RandylLongmire]

@charliekirk11 This perspective indicates you have no experience in cybersecurity. Responding to an email like that and copying your manager would be embarrassing grounds for termination at any respectable company.

[Randyman @RandylLongmire]

@elonmusk I would report the email to security immediately!

[Randyman @RandylLongmire]

@JeffDye when you reached for that pocket I thought you were about to do an Elon

[Randyman @RandylLongmire]

@elonmusk So based on a spreadsheet showing Age Range and Count, we should all believe there is Social Security payment fraud. Thanks for encouraging common sense 🙃

[Randyman @RandylLongmire]

@DOGE @DOGE_USDA @DOGE_SSA After taking corporate training every year regarding the reporting of fraud, waste, and abuse, your request is redundant. Which would likely be wasteful. Consider yourself reported.

[Randyman @RandylLongmire]

@JeffDye very David Lynch

[Randyman @RandylLongmire]

@elonmusk Maybe try owning more dignity

[Randyman @RandylLongmire]

@JonnyRoot_ The halftime show will be OK without you