@joshmcgoo Partner is having one inserted. I've taken the day off work to be with her and do the supportive things. Is it really that hard to do this under sedation?
@vicderbyshire Ah, the adults are back in the room. Unfortunately they have to clear up after the toddlers who have spent the last 14 years smearing shit over the furniture.
@Number10cat Dear Larry, please would you do a great big shit in Sunak’s slippers? I’ll ensure you receive a substantial quantity of catnip and a whole box of Dreamies.
@RishiSunak Staying up all night crying with laughter about the utter carnage inflicted on the tories? Yes, I have work the next day and need a good sleep. I shall sleep extraordinarily well Friday night though.