Butlerian Yeehaw

plum eater, icebox raider

[Butlerian Yeehaw @RareErthImbecil]

@Caol_MacCormaic This part

[Butlerian Yeehaw @RareErthImbecil]

@byalexcoffey @nkulw Seems less painful to reverse the pattern and tape off the writing before applying sunscreen.

[Kusi Costanza @AntifaCostanza]

Very glad someone posted the exact moment I stopped taking DD seriously at all.

[dont @valleyboyvoice]

the perfect candidate doesn't exi

[Butlerian Yeehaw @RareErthImbecil]

Rare positive Argentina representation

[Quds News Network @QudsNen]

Argentine football fans in New York’s Times Square responded to pro-Israel Rabbi Shmuley with chants of “Free Palestine.”

The rabbi attempted to rally support by referring to Argentine President Javier Milei’s backing of Israel, but the crowd largely ignored his remarks and continued chanting in support of Palestinian rights

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Absolute fucking bullshit to deprive Spain of that goal. Holy fuck.

[lana schwartz @_lanabelle]

incredible that this is the first watchable one in years

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

A greasy faced rapist, a homosexual Nazi, and a degenerate drug addict walked into a bar and the bartender said “Peter Thiel, what can I get for you?”

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Couldn't tell whether Lindsey Graham was trolling.

[Butlerian Yeehaw @RareErthImbecil]

Did he make a joke when he jacked his penis off in front of an unsuspecting woman?

[Tig @Tig_Bo]

Louis C.K. admits he made a joke ten seconds after his mom died in hospice.

"I did jokes even when my mom died. I came up with a joke ten seconds later that I actually performed. We were all in the hallway of the hospice crying. My mom was in the room and we'd spent the whole day with her body. She had very strict wishes about being cremated right away, no one there."

"This kid showed up from the crematorium. Sweet kid, working class, Boston type. He said, 'I'm here to take your mom. I'm sorry for your loss, but I'm here to take your mom.' He had this black bag, kind of silk looking, probably been used a number of times."

"He goes in to get her ready. We're all crying in a ball outside. He's in there for a while and it hits me, I really hope he's not doing anything weird in there. There's nothing I can do about it. What am I going to do, bust in?"

"The only ceremony was him putting her in a black bag, loading her into a minivan with a half bottle of red Gatorade in the back and a sweatshirt lying there. A few hours later we all had dinner and I told my sisters those jokes and they all laughed."

[Film The Police LA @FilmThePoliceLA]

Ladies, please stay far away from the weirdo Michael Tracey.

[Clash Report @clashreport]

Trump on President William Taft:

He was a large man. He was very large.

He was our heaviest president. And I have to be careful because I don't want to supersede his record.

And a thing like that would be possible if I allowed it to happen.

For all of you out there watching, keep yourself in good shape.

[Butlerian Yeehaw @RareErthImbecil]

Lots of people throwing fits over their right to be considered “progressive” while supporting Israel

[Pod Save America @PodSaveAmerica]

Jon Lovett on Scott Weiner being harassed at San Francisco Trans March.

[el pendejo 🇨🇺🇪🇸 @danker_hank]

My roots.

[Butlerian Yeehaw @RareErthImbecil]

All I needed to see. Trying this.

[Tom @B0mbadiI]

Finally tried the Giant Wedge of Cheese and Raw Onion sammich. And I regret to inform you that it slaps. It's truly a great sandwich. It works in a way that's hard to explain and is greater than the sum of its parts.

[Bulvan from Bessarabia @travizz77]

@nkulw you must be excited given how much you care everyday about the health, safety and future of Palestinians in the Levant. Israel is never consenting to their own destruction. Keep your silly mishegoss away from us.

[noah kulwin @nkulw]

They’re squealin’

[Eli Valley @elivalley]

After years of her slavish devotion to fascist antisemites ...it's beautiful...