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Tri-State Area Monopoly Champion 2009-2013. Guiness World Record holder for eating the most chicken wings at a Hootie & The Blowfish concert

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@MikeStuchbery_ @Timcast

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@PanasonicDX4500 There was also a scandal where Obama ordered a mustard for his hamburger that was too fancy

https://t.co/GK5BYo0xpP

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@JesseBrown @HeerJeet You literally just called some of the most virulent anti-Muslim racists in America courageous

https://t.co/vIR5eVkyau

[Jesse Brown @JesseBrown]

They dwarf me in courage. @Eve_Barlow @LizzySavetsky @Emilyaustin cc @Tafsikorg @SAntizionism

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@JesseBrown @HeerJeet This is a very weird thing for you to tweet, Jesse, since you went on CNN just YESTERDAY and spread racism against Canadian Muslims

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@SvechAhoSlavo @wyshynski

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@sm_osment Looks like a university dean and board of trustees got suckered into wasting a bunch of money on AI lmao

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@SvechAhoSlavo @wyshynski Bringing a flag to a hockey game

I wonder if buddy also waves it around when he's pumping gas or shopping for groceries

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@Srirachachau

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@rupasubramanya "Palestinians are coming to Canada because there's rising antisemitism in Canada"

This kind of insane claim would get any journalist fired from any reputable media outlet... but you work for Bari Weiss and The Free Press, so you'll probably get promoted

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@jimlovellrealty @stiffclaym0r3 @rupasubramanya Israel is currently bombing Palestine and Lebanon, and has invaded and occupied part of Syria

Why would anyone assume that Egypt will be safe from Israeli bombs?

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"Trump keeps taking the same test because passing it makes him happy" is both the funniest and most pathetic thing I've ever heard

He's probably doing the exact same thing with those regular mental tests that he brags about, even though the questions probably look like this:

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Q: If the president is in such perfect health, why does he keep going back in for checkups?

DR OZ: I think he likes the results. He does really well. He aces the test every single day.

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@edzitron People need to start boycotting and publicly shaming every company that offloads their customer service to AI, and that's ESPECIALLY true for airlines

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@Karna6e @Playerinthgame The rules were changed so that Elon Musk and some other rich assholes could steal billions of dollars from other people

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@dylansmolensky @dryychop Dylan Molestsky

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@BrndnStrssng It is, but it's the backrooms still life copy of Jason Mantzoukas

He is or was in there, somewhere, at some point in the past or future

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@msignau @emeriticus Sounds like a fucking loser with a massive skill issue

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@Joe_American17 @emeriticus You're just mad because leftist dudes can still pull women, while conservative dudes are avoided like the plague, despite putting themselves through a bunch of strict, unnecessary bullshit that doesn't matter lmao

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@Notyour76325588 @emeriticus > "don't be an incel!"

> posts a photo of a Nazi that he thinks looks cool

Fucking lmao. The woman understander has logged on 😂😂😂

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@8bitTengu @emeriticus Brother, we fucking wish we just went through a decade and a half of leftist cultural hegemony lol

All we really got was neoliberalism, which was nothing but conservatism from people who were scared of getting yelled at

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@realannapaulina

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@BrndnStrssng I didn't mind the trauma stuff, because it's a useful framing for showing how the backrooms reacts and evolves in relation to the people who enter it

Like... if the characters were normal and well-adjusted it would have been significantly harder to convey that to the viewer lol