Intern : Sir, kyu udaas ho?
Ravish : Alwar me gaurakshaks ne ek MusIim maar dia.
Intern : Par dukhi kyu? Aisa news sunke to aap khush hote the. PrimeTime par chaIate the. PehIu Khan yad hoga.
Ravish : Tab BJP sarkar tha, ab apna hai. Abhi nai bol sakte. Thoda ethics seekho tum.
Dear @narendramodi, Went to my nearest Jan Aushadi store to get an eye drop for my mom & was absolutely SHOCKED. The same medicine at Rs.18 (vs Rs. 171) - 9 times cheaper.
This scheme is truly impacting poors & masses, irrespective of caste and religion. Kudos 🙏
Met an old friend today. His middle name "Thomas" we discussed politics
He was supporting Sonia & family. Supports George in Karnataka & Jagan in AP
I told all of them were corrupt & don't deserve to be leaders
He had only one answer: "they are christian"
Do Hindus understand?
Bahujan Samaj Party (BSP) in a press release: We demand that cases filed during the ‘Bharat band’ held on 2 April 2018 for SC/ST Act 1989 in Rajasthan & Madhya Pradesh be withdrawn. If these demands are not met, we'll reconsider our decision to give outside support to Congress.
I requested the Govt in my speach in Rajyasabha to rename the Havelok island after any one of freedom fighters. Havelok was a captain of the British army who killed hundreds of our freedom fighters during the First war of Independence. I am happy it is changed as SWARAJ island .
“You (Modi) cannot become (Jawaharlal) Nehru by simply wearing a Nehru jacket. Similarly, you cannot become Indira Gandhi by visiting foreign countries, or Rajiv Gandhi by wearing kurtas," Patel said.
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War between Pakistan sponsored separatists in Kashmir and ISIS has now intensified. ISIS sympathisers yesterday took over the throne of Mirwaiz Umar Farooq of Hurriyat at the Jamia Masjid, Srinagar (Kashmir) waving black ISIS Flags and sloganeering. Mirwaiz has gone into hiding?
बहन जी, आप अल्ला का ईस्लाम मानती हैं या मुल्ला का? अरब में एक भी पक्की कब्र पक्का कब्रिस्तान मजार या दरगाह नहीं है जबकि भारत में इनकी भरमार है! ईरान-मोरक्को में जनसंख्या नियंत्रण जायज है लेकिन भारत में हराम है! टर्की में तीन तलाक हलाला और बहुविवाह अपराध है और भारत में इस्लामिक है
12 weapons, 25 KG explosives, 110 alarm clocks for serial blasts, brand new tiffin boxes, ISIS flags n volumes of ISIS literature seized frm arrested radicalised youth is NIA’s ‘election season’ act for some terrorist-apologist politicians. Agencies shud wait until they blast?
The endangered spiral-horned black buck may be spotted vaulting & running across the beautiful grasslands of Velavadar. Velavadar is also home to the Nilgai, Wolves, Jungle cats, Jackals as well as birds such as Pelicans, Storks, Flamingos and the Sarus crane. #PristineGujarat
I am not going to back off. This is my life’s best performance. #DrManmohanSingh will agree after seeing the film that it is a 100% accurate depiction. Will meet the media at 5.30pm at Actor Prepares, Film Industry Welfare Trust, Santacruz. #TheAccidentalPrimeMinister
Looking forward to being in Devbhoomi Himachal Pradesh tomorrow for a @BJP4Himachal rally in Dharamshala. You can watch the rally on the ‘Narendra Modi Mobile App.’
Pistols?
They are desi.
Rocket Launcher?
It was Country made.
91 Phones and 135 Sim Cards?
Planning to open Mobile shop.
122 Alarm Clock?
To distribute in Masjid for punctual Azaan time.
Ammonium Nitrate & Potassium Nitrate ?
To make washing soap.
Laathi?
For Terrorism
2 किसानों ने #मध्यप्रदेश में कि आत्महत्या #कांग्रेस सरकार कि कर्ज माफी योजना के छलावे के ���ाद उठाया यह कदम. यूरिया ना मिलने कि वजह से पहले ही किसान सड़कों पर उतर आए हैं. 'रबी' की फसल को लेकर किसान चिंतित और आक्रोशित हैं. मित्रों अब #भाजपा ही एकमात्र विकल्प है.