A Rainbow Rat

boiz➡men➡rats. Drink weed turn gay. 4 food groups: bread, white sauce, cream, and Aspic

[wint @dril]

setting foward the doomsday clock a little bit because i saw a guy with yakuza tattoos knifing the shit out of a mattress

[wint @dril]

studies show that 5% of all the food that content creators consume is waiter spit

[Mathanæus Frogg @realfrogg]

i just rode nessie down to ye olde bar, and this man wearing a robe from the future told me that my attire was not fit for the occasion. not even my vast supply of gold bullion nor my large quantities of canned biscuits could sway his judgements on my humble soul. i shall retire.

[Dogsworth @notdogsworth]

“Stan I tell you there is very obviously a chameleon on your favorite duvet”. Yet Stan remains an ignorant fool. I turn back to reprimand him for his inferior intellect but Stan has chameleonized himself into a Williams-Sonoma pressure cooker.

[A Rainbow Rat @RatstoMen]

Assaulted today for the victimless crime of air travel with "slightly volatile items"
The only Victims now are the mulato security who tried to part me from my supply of Racial Cabrones

[A Rainbow Rat @RatstoMen]

*shaking, in a cold sweat* Doc, I got a bit of a 'headache' you might say *I collapse* Doc: this guy, what a dickhead

[wint @dril]

$5 poison vs $100,000 poison.. which kills more Rats

[Mathanæus Frogg @realfrogg]

"anthropomorphic christmas trees, officers, i won't repeat myself again, my wife was killed by anthropomorphic christmas trees"

"you're going to jail... for 2 counts of humbug-ism"

"fuck you michael fasbender, you sucked ass in alienz. take my ass outta here."

[A Rainbow Rat @RatstoMen]

I am a gamer and survivor of the great Trials, and I have been granted many Powers...

[A Rainbow Rat @RatstoMen]

On the topic of "pronouns, let me share my preferred ones

None, inflict on me the wretched "3th person" and you won't even get a "2rd chance"

[A Rainbow Rat @RatstoMen]

Dr. ass: House, a thermonuclear charge will not cure this mans disease you maniac
House: this is whyevery doctor except me is mentally disabled
*Patient dies from not getting nuked enough*

[A Rainbow Rat @RatstoMen]

@realfrogg This anomynous source came from the Quadragon itelf, from secretary Sex Ticklerson

[A Rainbow Rat @RatstoMen]

- sir, you cant just make "being riacist" a capitol crime
Pres. Grump: sorry I don't make the rules
- you literally made that rule
Pres: only a racist would say this

[wint @dril]

8 Words We Must Never Say In Front Of Father (Number 6 Will Make You Shit)

[A Rainbow Rat @RatstoMen]

@realfrogg Then us rats will except him as one of us

[A Rainbow Rat @RatstoMen]

@realfrogg You wanna see the last frogman I trusted?

[A Rainbow Rat @RatstoMen]

@realfrogg What do frauds say? Croak. What do Rats say? That's right, meow. Now get out of here right meow or you'll be croakin

[A Rainbow Rat @RatstoMen]

@realfrogg Amphbious retch. Ill remind you of my favorote quote on justice: "just because you are correct does not mean you are correct", now correct your actions prmptly