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huge fan of space, both outer and personal.

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

If you haven't worked with a Russell Wilson, you're the Russell Wilson.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

BREAKING: Will Smith Being Sent to Live with Aunt and Uncle in Bel-Air

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

If you accidentally say you’re from a small town around midwesterners you’ll get into a competition for who had the smaller school and someone will inevitably bring up how they had “drive your tractor to school day”

[Chris Schleicher @cschleichsrun]

This will be the indelible image of the Beijing Olympics for me. Victory, but at what cost? The emotional well-being of minors callously disregarded. Why the hell are we even doing this sport if this is what a golden moment looks like? I am in tears tonight for figure skating.

[Rollo Tomasi @DrunkUncTony]

Going to make sure I don't ask for a straw at Starbucks today to help do my part 🥰🙏🏾

[Eli Manning @EliManning]

Congrats on your retirement Tom.

[Lawrence Tynes @lt4kicks]

Eli Manning is a more qualified Hall of Famer than Aaron Rodgers.

Bring all the smoke you want. I’m taking 10 over 12 anytime a game is on the line or the playoffs.

[Adam Rank @adamrank]

I know a lot of people today are talking about the fact the Packers have had 30+ years of HOF QB play from Favre and Rodgers with as many combined rings as Eli Manning.

And I just wanted to say, well nothing, keep going.

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Eli: Let's go to Peyton."

Peyton: "I can't hear sh*t"

Eli: "Never mind"

😂😂

[CBS Sports @CBSSports]

Majestic.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

If I dated Jake Gyllenhaal for even 5 minutes I would talk about it for the rest of my life. We are with you Taylor

[2009 Alex Rodriguez @LeBronCenaOrton]

why am i being attacked

[Andrex Herrer @andrexherrer]

Me googling everything after watching a movie based on true events

[❤️ Jameela Jamil ❤️ She/Her ❤️ @jameelajamil]

This remains in the top 10 best memes of all time.

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

hey this is CVS. we filled your prescription. can u come pick it up in the next 17 seconds or should we light it on fire in the parking lot

[LeGate @williamlegate]

Folks, do NOT buy the iPhone 13!

They developed it in just 1 year. The first iPhone took billions of years to make… how can we trust an iPhone which was developed so fast?!

[🆎 | Adrienne @YoAdriBaby]

somebody been LYINGGG

[trash jones @jzux]

it’s actually pretty funny that we’re all just emailing our way through the apocalypse