Ray Hafner

Notional individual

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Mother chimp sadly goes to a towel to see her baby after two days which she thought was born dead.

[Brian McTaggart @brianmctaggart]

Christian Walker has more homers than Tucker, Bregman and Springer combined.

[Justin Fletcher @jfletch_07]

Stay til the end…

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

MLB teams hitting under .240:

1998: 0
1999: 0
2000: 0
2001: 0
2002: 0
2003: 0
2004: 0
2005: 0
2006: 0
2007: 0
2008: 0
2009: 0
2010: 1
2011: 2
2012: 5
2013: 5
2014: 4
2015: 0
2016: 1
2017: 1
2018: 8
2019: 4
2020: 11
2021: 12
2022: 14
2023: 8
2024: 11
2025: 9
2026: 15 so far

[Ray Hafner @RayHafner]

@DKThomp MADD was founded in 1980, almost the exact
high water point, so the conversation changed.

[Matt Smethurst @MattSmethurst]

A news reporter asked Michael Jordan if he thought the ’90s Bulls could beat LeBron’s Lakers.

MJ: Yes.
Reporter: By how much?
MJ: Two or three points.
Reporter: Why so close?
MJ: Most of us are almost 60 now.

[Ray Hafner @RayHafner]

@adams_at Yeah, we're really a 20-21 team.

[Thomas Nestico @TJStats]

MLB Team OPS vs ERA

[Arnaud Bertrand @RnaudBertrand]

Probably the funniest graph ever published by the FT: our 3 possible futures are either 1) infinite wealth and abundance, 2) human extinction or 3) 0.2% faster GDP growth 🤣

[Apollo Dez @ApolloDez1]

It’s May 6th.

Current IL

Hunter Brown
Carlos Correa
Jeremy Pena
Josh Hader
Cristian Javier
Tatsuya Imai
Ronel Blanco
Jake Meyers
Yainer Diaz
Nate Pearson
Taylor Trammell
Joey Loperfido
Hayden Wesneski
Brandon Walter

[Ray Hafner @RayHafner]

@nntaleb @quant_____ Is this tweet available as a t-shirt?

[Cairo Smith @cairoasmith]

There's a common misconception that Brutalist buildings were unpainted, but thanks to microscopic analysis of the exteriors we can now recreate what they looked like in their prime.

[Ray Hafner @RayHafner]

Our season in a nutshell

[Thomas Nestico @TJStats]

MLB Team OPS vs ERA

[Ray Hafner @RayHafner]

@JeremyBranham Not bold enough: Just get Luhnow.

[Ray Hafner @RayHafner]

@TheStalwart Reads like Cormac McCarthy if he wrote about women.

[Ray Hafner @RayHafner]

#Astros are going to be hysterical this season.
Altuve 190 hits, Yordan 60 HRs and 100 losses.

[Ray Hafner @RayHafner]

@michaelschwab13 April 11. We can get all five on the IL by the 30th.

[Ray Hafner @RayHafner]

@BenOndaTop Bring back Los Tetas!

[Ray Hafner @RayHafner]

More like Christian Homerunner, amirite? #astros

[Ray Hafner @RayHafner]

I want the #Astros to score more runs than any other team this season.
*monkey’s paw closes*