sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy
When Pooh said “I thought you’d know where my friends are”
& Christopher Robin: “how am I supposed to know? I haven’t thought of them in 30 years”
Pooh responded with “well, we think of you everyday.”
I GASPED
I FELT THAT
Think of the people who think of you.
🚨| TODAY, Taylor Swift officially kicks off the FINAL LEG of 'The Eras Tour' in Miami, Florida! Follow and turn on our post notifications as we do live immediate updates all throughout the entire final leg! 🔥🎉🫶🏻✨#MiamiTSTheErasTour
Tonight @taylorswift13 will kick off her 3 #ErasTour shows at #Anfield 🤩
Our officers will be out keeping everyone safe. but please also report any suspicious or unusual activity.
Have a fantastic time #Swifties and enjoy the experience! ❤️
@LFC@lpoolcouncil
#Ecuador declares state of emergency after cartel terrorist attacks.
#cartel members have taken civilian hostages.
Cartel members are setting cities on fire and aiming bazookas at Ecuadorian police.
Ecuadorian army has responded.
#EcuadorBajoAtaque
Premier Ford: “I didn’t know that a mid level staffer was trading away environmentally sensitive lands to enrich my close personal friends to the tune of $8.3 billion.”
Reporter @robertbenzie:
@Ticketmaster@taylorswift13@TMFanSupport I literally got a code for T.O. Nov 15 and tickets were sold out by the time I got out of the queue (only had 12k in front of me at time of entering!) ☠️
Turns out it’s NOT the end of an era 😝 Miami, New Orleans, Indy and Toronto: The Eras Tour is coming to you in 2024 with @gracieabrams! Verified fan registration for all shows is open now - visit https://t.co/xw6YMN3GMc for more information