Rayner Wilds

Wit, sarcasm, argumentation, humour, general annoyance, enlightenment, education... and all in the name of fun.

[Rayner Wilds @RayntheBrain]

@vuecinemas Can't believe it!! I've been going to this cinema for 20 years! Such lovely staff and a great, chilled atmosphere. Unfortunately Westfield is far too busy to be an enjoyable environment. Local cinema losing out again. ⛔ #ShepherdsBush

[Prequel Memes @rPrequelMemes]

Order 67 https://t.co/JN1ZKTAibQ

[VaquerSZN♈️☝️ @NationVaquer]

We made it to Twitter news about bringing back the Bury Me entrance theme for Stephanie. With our campaign it’ll help give WWE attention that we and Stephanie don’t like the new theme and want the original theme back

#BringBackBuryMe

Don’t stop posting the hashtag

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

You're not British unless you spent school break times playing games that carried a high risk of concussion in a concrete playground.

[Rayner Wilds @RayntheBrain]

This should have been the final!! 🙈☹️ #StrictlyComeDancing

[cai x @ca1usx]

i hate it here. #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing

[Rayner Wilds @RayntheBrain]

😂😂

[Rayner Wilds @RayntheBrain]

@madgekin Yes, this! No one's genuinely hurt because it's going to a great cause anyway. 👏🏼

[Case @saltynutbutter]

@fesshole I've talked about this with my friends.

It's not that we don't care, it's that life is a never ending series of shit that needs doing or escaping from shit that needs doing.

Being the friend that instigates those escapes is valuable, even if they don't vocalize it.

[Star Wars @starwars]

We're excited to reveal the last of the #SWCJ badge artwork by TAKUMI!

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

People who need to go:

-People who leave the bread bag open
-People who put crumbs in the butter
-People who put wet spoons in the sugar
-People who balance a new toilet roll on top of the empty toilet roll
-People who put the toilet roll on backwards
-People who think the final destination of dirty plates is just “in the sink”

Who else?

[Rayner Wilds @RayntheBrain]

💯😑

[John Rocha @TheRochaSays]

And then Charlotte Flair won...

B.O.R.I.N.G.

#WWE #RoyalRumble

[Rayner Wilds @RayntheBrain]

This one got me. 😭❤️

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

18. Beautiful

[Rayner Wilds @RayntheBrain]

❤️ #Friends

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Anthony Mackie reveals how Chris Evans was the first one to tell him Sam Wilson would be Captain America

“He goes ‘have you read the new script?’, I said ‘no’, he goes ‘you don’t know?’ And I’m like ‘damn’ & you know, being black, I’m like ‘imma die, damn!’”

(Source: @Fandango)

[Rayner Wilds @RayntheBrain]

@VueHelp The website says I can't use vouchers online at the moment, how can I use my Sky Cinema/Meerkats vouchers still?

[Rayner Wilds @RayntheBrain]

I need this pre-party Hip Hop playlist from the #RomeshRanganathan #Hustle show!! 🤩😍 @Martin2Smoove #AfterPartyNeeded !!

[Darth Thunder ⚡ @XDarthThunderX]

Hayden Christensen owned this episode ✨

[ian karmel @IanKarmel]

We have, for too long, shackled the bakery to the morning. Night bakeries. Fresh croissants at 11pm. It is possible.

[Darth Autismus @Darth_Autismus]

@brookstweetz I just finished the series. I was concerned with everything I heard about it, but I really, really liked it. I really hope they make a season 2.

[Jackie Singh @HackingButLegal]

A must-watch sermon from Texas Congressman @jamestalarico.

Send this to every Christian you know.