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My favorite part of living in a big city is just constantly saying “it better be if they are charging $15”

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@LasCulturistas As a reader and employee of Kraft I couldn’t be more excited to listen to an ad

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@PadmaLakshmi They need to add a fourth category of “just for fun” to the comments section. One of my personal favs:

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I told my bf that my coworker was really into the Syrian league instead of EPL which I thought seemed “niche as hell”. He stared at me, extremely confused, only to realize moments later I thought ‘Serie A’ was ‘Syria’. #worldcup

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@AugustMcGinnity The 👏🏼real👏🏼villain👏🏼

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@LasCulturistas We treated as a comedy as you suggested and no one else in the theatre got the memo…only one laughing at multiple points. Truly was a comedy!!

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@maggierogers Definitely Be Cool and I’ve got a Friend!

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@ColeDriver I beg to differ

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You know you have a nervous energy when someone stops you in the middle of the grocery store, asks if you’re ok and says “is someone following you because you look like someone is following you”.

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Target is apparently getting us ready for hot *Amish* girl summer

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Hard pass

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@RobertLauf @DavidLeftwich_ I am in fact ok

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I like how everyone willingly accepts the government telling us to alter literal time twice a year for absolutely no reason but the minute we’re told to wear a mask it’s “too far”

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@hmfierle “Rory being hot is the biggest con of that show”

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Welp I’ve officially reached the “I saw this segment on 60 minutes about...” era of adulthood

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@BEAVESinthetrap Omg I forgot about this 🤣

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The feminism leaving every woman’s body as soon as Matt shows interest in someone else #TheBachelor

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Happy Inauguration to everyone except Garth Brooks who may have given every living president COVID