Discord Friend 1: My new company matches my 401k contributions by 4%
Discord Friend 2: It's not like we'll ever actually retire, but I guess it's something
Me (playing Minecraft while hitting the DMT cart):
If you put a new trash bag in the can *before* you take the trash to the dumpster, the chore is entirely done when you get back inside. Little tricks like this keep you from killing yourself in your 30's.
Man post-Roman Wales was wild. You could become an immortal king forever inhabiting the shadowy borderland between myth and history by briefly controlling an area roughly the size of Bergen County, New Jersey