Alan Wylie

Writer, musician, filmmaker.... and a funny 4th thing.

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@VinceSideJokes @Tobi_Is_Fab Peter Pansexually

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@CountBinface Don’t Panic 😂

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@offtheballbbc The number of appeals the Egyptian players made to the referee in their game against Argentina was equal to…

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@offtheballbbc We’re off to the finals next year,
The last time we saw us get here,
Titanic’s had topped,
Bill Clinton got shopped,
And it only cost £2 a beer.

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@offtheballbbc Skeeter Davis - The End of the World

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@offtheballbbc Angus Gunns n’ Roses

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@offtheballbbc You should hear the commentators on Ektós bálas (Off The Ball in Greek) they’re miserable tonight

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@offtheballbbc As a mark of respect, what will the Motherwell fans be gifting to Stuart Kettlewell on his first trip back to Fir Park with Killie.

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@offtheballbbc What has the SFA now deemed as a safety requirement for any water bottles handled by Vaclav Cerny

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@offtheballbbc Ronald de Boer-ding pass

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@offtheballbbc Poorly coordinated, soulless and tough to watch; so at least the Scotland performance wasn’t as bad as the opening ceremony.

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@ManuIntiraymi I did not hit her. It’s not true! It’s bullshit. I did not hit her. I did not. Oh, hi Mark!

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@offtheballbbc If Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin visited Aberdeen, what would Michael Collins end up spending?

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@offtheballbbc With the strong winds at Gayfield Park on Friday night, what will most of the balls cleared out of the stadium experience

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The Kelly Hopkinsville Encounter https://t.co/VR4HrcJyT5 via @acast

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The Todmorden UFO Case https://t.co/BxjDrp0CAY via @acast

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The Sauchie Poltergeist https://t.co/P4ePoyjTD7 via @acast

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The Big Grey Man https://t.co/g06OAXRcok via @acast

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@MikeStoklasa @CathodeRayTaylo Well, neither of them will be getting a sequel

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Let Terry Matalas, Picard Season 3 Showrunner, Make More Star Trek Shows! (#TerryTrek) - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/mysRMkCeG4 via @UKChange

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@redlettermedia You guys are the best of the best