3rd and Chavis

Special Teams Coordinator at The University of Tennessee

[3rd and Chavis @RealBrodyCox]

Idk if anyone cares or this is just a shout in the void, but the Coffin drop HAS to be the Worst finisher in pro wresting right?

[3rd and Chavis @RealBrodyCox]

Cracked a BRAND NEW bottle of #WheatleyVodka yesterday and as I was about to pour my first portion I find this. A DEAD BUG in the vodka @BuffaloTrace this is gross dude - gotta get that fixed.

[Dirt Knox (Vol Volington) @dirt_knox]

@FOXSportsKnox @volstorm00 I sure am glad we diverted baseball NIL to the women’s basketball team and let the coach walk so we could make lady vols basketball great again! #MLVBGA

[SullenSerf @SullenSerf]

This is all I want

[Scott Barber @thescottbarber]

The Bible does speak about our current time, but it’s more like “love your neighbour as yourself” than “the Rapture is about to happen.”

[Nic @Nic111392]

Scored the only goal that mattered so…

[Allen Ivermectin @FanSince09]

Gonna be a suitcase nuke attack on US soil because Kash Patel skipped an emergency briefing to ride in Grave Digger

[bumbadum @bumbadum14]

The only correct position. I’m not pro war. I don’t want boots on the ground. I don’t want American casualties.

But if we have war then glass that shithole and plant an American flag in the craters.

[Brian Jacobson @BrianHJacobson]

Iran: "I didn't think you had it in you."

US: "I'm your huckleberry."

Iran: "My fights not with you."

US: "I beg to differ. We started a game we never got to finish. Death to America, remember?"

Iran: "I was just fooling about."

US: "I wasn't."

[The Bratt Pack @TheBrattPack63]

Everything else aside, an American goalie having the nickname “The Secretary of Defense” might be the coldest nickname of all time

[Lucythegreat @lucythegreat123]

It seems America is just waking up to hockey culture and it is honestly adorable. As a long time hockey mom let me break it down for you.

Hockey moms know there are more head injuries than football and yet we still gleefully drag our kids out of bed at 4 am to drive to a stinky rink in East Bumfuck just to play the same crappy team we played last week and will play again next week. Hockey played straight through the entire pandemic because the laws of contagion do not apply on the ice. Every hockey team has one dedicated "vodka dad " with a spiked Dunkin cup and a dream that no one notices. Every hockey team is also assigned "that mom" who will storm the ice in her sneakers to yell at a coach, a player, or most likely her own child for being out of line. Do not let "vodka dad" and "that mom" sit next to each other, it will not end well.

Hockey is a world that has never offered more than two gender options. In hockey when the kids get in a fight they get a five minute penalty to sit in the box, swearing and throwing their gear around before skating right back onto the ice while all the parents sit in the stands and laugh. This is hockey, and when the president invites you to the White House, you go. Because most of the time you just got a cold piece of pizza and a stupid medal even when you won the whole damn thing.

[Barstool SEC @SECBarstool]

Hockey Twitter: “damn my favorite player followed someone I don’t like on Instagram, time to take down my whole shrine to him”

CFB Twitter: “damn my favorite player almost killed multiple people going 90 in a 35, I hope he doesn’t get benched in the spring game”

[Legal Phil @Legal_Fil]

Precisely what I’d expect from someone who won a silver medal.

[3rd and Chavis @RealBrodyCox]

Allow me to introduce you to an old friend i like to call @dhgate

[End Fanatics @End_Fanatics]

This has to be one of the dumbest decisions in sports merch history. The jerseys (with or without a gold medal) are nice enough to be sold for the next 50 years. The morons making the decisions on stuff like this need to be fired. Absolute blunder from Nike. #EndFanatics #EndNike

[Is This Thing On @OutOfKenTroll]

Canadian hockey twitter ran into the behemoth that is college football twitter and it’s been exactly the massacre you would expect.

[Jake Thompson @Jthomp72]

That’s my gas station, nobody better.

[ZehDuck @ZehDuck]

Cheer up, fam.

Baseball starts next week

(Nevermind that we lost our generational National Champion coach because our AD wanted his women’s basketball coach to succeed. The 19th ranked women’s basketball team is definitely worth losing the Nick Saban of college baseball)

[3rd and Chavis @RealBrodyCox]

Death, taxes, Roman in the main event of mania. Why would we expect anything original? #RoyalRumble

[John Bollman @JohnBollman11]

Were about to start the greatest sports run of all time…

Olympics- FEB 6
Super Bowl- FEB 8
College Baseball- FEB 13
World Baseball Classic- MAR 4
March Madness- MAR 17
Opening Day- MAR 26
Masters- APR 9
NBA+NHL Finals- JUNE
World Cup- JUN 11
College Football- AUG 26
NFL- SEP 10