Daniel Middleton

Secretly the best NCAA 14 player you know

[Daniel Middleton @RealDMiddleton]

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

[Daniel Middleton @RealDMiddleton]

@FBallAnalysisYT

[Daniel Middleton @RealDMiddleton]

I raise you the @hubenak_j special

[Timothy Graham @thetimmyg]

What could have been…

[Bloke “BG” Griffin @BlokeGriffin]

How I’m looking at the fridge on the last night of vacation after parents clearly stated they don’t want to bring any beers back

[Daniel Middleton @RealDMiddleton]

How does one acquire the ball 5 foam finger?

[Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺 @bradenhanzelka]

Can’t wait to order my Fankfurt Galaxy Calzada jersey

[Ben Houselog @benlikessport]

I wanna go see the oddyssey but I know as soon as I get in the theatre LeBron is signing

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

people who say “reecies piecies” should not be allowed to vote

[College Football Zone @CollegeFBonX]

Me watching all this then ordering a miller lite and asking him to turn on the Kansas State vs Baylor game

[madison (top 0.1% on sudoku) @madsmotionless]

Makes me better at bowling

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

The Miami Marlins had “Bring Your Pup to the Park” day and one dog got caught on TV casually enjoying a hot dog, while the dog behind him stared like he was witnessing the greatest injustice of his life

[That Guy Rocked CFB @ThatFBGuyRocked]

Stephen McGee.

That guy rocked.

[Daniel Middleton @RealDMiddleton]

@_MaroonKoolAid Poolside tweas crank

[Daniel Middleton @RealDMiddleton]

@propjoesays Ran by my mom’s cousin! We ate that brisket every thanksgiving

[aves @WNBAPILLED]

the best part of sports is millions of people around the world believing that their superstition is the deciding factor in their teams success

[De’Vion Hinton @stilldexhinton]

Ref calling him Wemby felt weird.

You not supposed to say that lmao

[Daniel Middleton @RealDMiddleton]

@marcel4heisman Was telling my buddy you have to call him just enough to where he threatens to block your number

[Avery @avesdb]

Here's how I would solve the pitching decision for tonight: We give Clayton Freshcorn whatever Zach Calzada got in the tent against Bama in 2021 and let's ride

[Daniel Middleton @RealDMiddleton]

@haydenschott Get Minter up and moving

[Daniel Middleton @RealDMiddleton]

@NoContext_EACFB My buddies and I had one where a user built up Miami OH and left for a P4 job, sherrone Moore got fired at Michigan, rode the coattails at Miami, and got rehired at Michigan a few years later

[Cardinals Stats And Facts @STL_Stats_Facts]

This absolutely can't happen during a professional baseball game

He's a team employee and he's on the clock. You gotta give him the right of way to retrieve the bat like the good boy that he is.