Daniel P Govoni

you never did the kenosha kid

[Daniel P Govoni @RealDanGovoni]

Tourists: how do you say this letter: Þ?

Icelanders:

[Daniel P Govoni @RealDanGovoni]

i got permission to put yo mama in a headlock

[Genius @Genius]

what’s the greatest opening line to a song?

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Trying to imagine how the Chinese military would deal with a company that did this to it.

[Daniel P Govoni @RealDanGovoni]

Make an informed decision in Ísafjörður.

https://t.co/0i0dMUYqfz

[David Stein @DavidpStein]

“A.I. represents…a vision of a near-total takeover of the country’s economic, social and cognitive lives by tools engineered by just five companies, run by five particular people, several of whom are widely described as sociopaths.” - @dwallacewells

https://t.co/4yJr4dTKCy

[Daniel P Govoni @RealDanGovoni]

@avgbballplayers Too soon

[Daniel P Govoni @RealDanGovoni]

@JackSimoneNBA All year long the talk was about moving the ball and getting the 2 on 1 wherever you could find it. Now it’s just Brown iso. Brown gets in foul trouble, and it’s Tatum iso. Mazzulla ball is Randle ball all of a sudden.

[Daniel P Govoni @RealDanGovoni]

@DickLipe @MaxDeFilippis11 Is this regular season and postseason?

[Daniel P Govoni @RealDanGovoni]

seeing sixers fans talking about fraudulence, so i had to pull up the greatest nba tweet of all time

[richard @richard_normal]

every game in the nba is between two frauds. if you lose, your fraudulence is proven. if you win, you’ve won against a fraud, and have thus proven nothing.

[nick diamonds @NickfromIslands]

This is insane. I can’t unsee this.

[Dick Lipe @DickLipe]

Strong effort from the Celtic bench as they become the 1st team in the play-by-play era to amass at least 7 3's and more than 10 rebounds in the 1st half of a playoff game.

The Boston reserves have scored 23 while Philly has only 4 in 29 minutes,

Celtics only 12 pts in paint.

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

She might be one of the only people who could lose the 2028 election

[Daniel P Govoni @RealDanGovoni]

@cheekfaceREAL come to Ísafjörður

[osama @0ba0sama]

Americans after finding that a group of fish is called 'school'

[Daniel P Govoni @RealDanGovoni]

Me replying to my first official correspondence as an ambassador: [nail polish emoji]

[Larry Fitzmaurice @lfitzmaurice]

The king of “I will never unmute this”

[sid @immasiddx]

Instagram growth gurus are so funny.

He can’t use his laptop because he’s holding a drink.

He can’t drink because he has a cigar in his mouth.

He can’t smoke his cigar because both hands are occupied. 😭

[Mike Levin @MikeLevin]

I’ve been in Congress through divided governments, bitter fights, and historic crises. I’ve never seen anything like the last 24 hours.

Republican House Speaker Mike Johnson killed Republican Senate Majority Leader John Thune’s bipartisan deal to fund the TSA, Coast Guard, and FEMA. 

It was a deal that had the support of Senate Republicans and Democrats alike, 100-0!

Why?

Because Johnson places his own political survival and fealty to Trump over all else, including long waits at airports or anything else.

We could have passed it in the House easily if only Johnson had allowed the vote to proceed. But instead he blew up the whole thing.

Where this goes next is anyone’s guess, but what’s very clear is that Johnson is the worst and most subservient speaker in modern American history.

[Daniel P Govoni @RealDanGovoni]

@haukurSM Like this, or something else?

[Daniel P Govoni @RealDanGovoni]

Album of the year so far. We’ll see what the second half has to offer.

[Daniel P Govoni @RealDanGovoni]

@cheekfaceREAL come to Ísafjörður

[Daniel P Govoni @RealDanGovoni]

@45PedroMartinez “Ortiz into deep right field; back is Sheffield. We’ll see you later tonight.”