Doug Carlson

Went by “The Owlman” in college.

[Doug Carlson @RealDougCarlson]

Sometimes I think I’m not real. Just a ghost in everyone’s head reminding them to keep on going and pretend it doesn’t hurt. Like if the Ghost of Christmas Past sold HVAC parts and apologized when other people slammed doors. #highthoughts

[Doug Carlson @RealDougCarlson]

@ptv1984 If you’re serious, let’s do it in September. I’m “vacationing” (anti-marijuana socialist surveillance states) in Europe right now. True story, I ate half a mushroom chocolate bar on 9/11 in 2022 and forgot who I was for 6 hours. Spirit realm is FIRING in sep.

[Doug Carlson @RealDougCarlson]

@ptv1984 Bought some seeds online and spent the next 10 years as a sink faucet!

[Doug Carlson @RealDougCarlson]

@ptv1984 It’s legal in US

[Doug Carlson @RealDougCarlson]

@iruletheworldmo I hate you. What does this even mean

[Doug Carlson @RealDougCarlson]

@avi12334 I wish you were real

[Doug Carlson @RealDougCarlson]

#prouddad

[Doug Carlson @RealDougCarlson]

On the bright side, I have no laurels to rest on

[Doug Carlson @RealDougCarlson]

get a load of this guy! My uncle (East coast straussian) killed himself over less.

#whoinvitedthewestcoastruassiantothecirclejerk

[Glaucon’s ghost @Glauconsghost]

Leftists like Glenn Greenwald support the same third worldist civilizationalism as some rightists but from completely different traditions. Greenwald’s criticism of universalizing liberalism is postmodern. Postmodernism came after the West’s last attempt at resuscitating enlightenment liberalism (Rawls/habermas) and is easily far more subversive and destructive. But because so much of the right is illiterate, they fail to realize this and think that guys like greenwald are allies.

[Doug Carlson @RealDougCarlson]

@iruletheworldmo You’re so obviously an OpenAI plant it’s almost slutty

[Doug Carlson @RealDougCarlson]

Threw the opp into the group particle accelerator

[Doug Carlson @RealDougCarlson]

I’m not performative I just got that shit on

[Doug Carlson @RealDougCarlson]

Can’t wait until I reach the age where people think my bad bits are just dementia

[Doug Carlson @RealDougCarlson]

They said I wouldn't shit on them.

So I spread my cheeks and hit em with an absolute screamer

[Doug Carlson @RealDougCarlson]

I’m the truth
- Doug Carlson

[Doug Carlson @RealDougCarlson]

Could someone ask Netanyahu to make the weather nice again

[Doug Carlson @RealDougCarlson]

3 cans of Celsius and I’m moving like an invasive species

[Doug Carlson @RealDougCarlson]

I’m at the bank bouta withdraw all of it

[Doug Carlson @RealDougCarlson]

flu flam a opp if he staring at my jewelry

[Doug Carlson @RealDougCarlson]

Got rejected at door by a real life hipster. What did I even expect entering a vinyl bar.

[Stuart James @StuartKJames]

So much fucked up shit in this world man. Looking at my packed bags as I write this, waiting for my ride to my new life in Roku City. No haha on this one