Gary Shaw

Tour Guide. Compère. Comedian. RocknRollaholic. You had me at 'Drink?' If found lost & crying, buy me an ice cream, then contact @Lshawsie

[Gary Shaw @RealGaryShaw]

Twitter is basically 300+ million people trying to get the last word in.
I'll just leave that here.
It's not a question or debate topic.

[Gary Shaw @RealGaryShaw]

@aidThompsin @tlcko1882 What do the BBC say? I can't be arsed to look.

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@aidThompsin @tlcko1882 Blimey, I'm rarely on here. Looked out of interest and see I've been tweeted at.
Hi Aid!
Why are they shit now?
They do a great selection of craft beers. The bars are nice. Last time I looked my stake in them had increased five fold.
Looks good to me.

[Gary Shaw @RealGaryShaw]

@blackwax85 On the subject of Finley Quaye, I'm always reminded of what Stiff Records reputedly said to The Damned at the end of 1977, "you've had your 15 minutes, now fuck off".

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@blackwax85 Thanks mate, I've messaged Brian.
I'm hardly ever on here any more, but thankfully logged in to check something else and saw your post.
Lucy's coming on Saturday too, do we need to print out the tickets or is there a door list of names?

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@AppleSupport The new operating systems (IOS & Mac) really are a piece of crap. I've had to Tweet this on my iPad because it's too old to update. This is the last time I update when new OS's are released. So many apps & desktop programs struggle to work as well as before.

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#nowplaying @RadioWired presents "26.06.21 Let’s Go! Adam J Smith with special guest Spike Garageland" at https://t.co/PGVy7GxDIR

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July 28th @Arch1livemusic sees the return of one of G&B's most popular nights, The Growing Old Disgracefully Show with @_DeclanKennedy @mr_punman @glitterjo @CDelatori @RealGaryShaw @RogerBClarke & @harunmushod
#comedy #standup #StandupComedy #Magic #LiveComedy #ArchOne #MixTape

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Football Association AND Oliver Dowden Sec of State DCMS. PM Boris Johnson.: Ban racists for life from all football matches in England* - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/kEeQpkpDJt via @UKChange

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I'm MCing this wondrous online event tomorrow night. Tune in and be dazzled by its beauty.

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Tuesday's the last weekly G&B Online before they move to monthly following the reopening of our live events at @Arch1livemusic (our other venues to follow). Tuesday's line-up's a cracker including @BadStevie66 @RealGaryShaw @SamuelCh @sazzymills @StephenPortlock & @official_sam_c

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@GetchaPod @WallMick @theoldbatsman @ledzeppelin I've just listened to this episode and absolutely love the idea of the Page and Williams neighbours sitcom. Can I suggest the title 'Lucifer Rising Damp'. Starring Jimmy 'Rigsby' Page and Robbie 'Ms Jones' Williams.

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Just loved "26.06.21 Let’s Go! Adam J Smith with special guest Spike Garagela…" by @RadioWired on @mixcloud https://t.co/PGVy7Gg2kh

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@BoyceBailey @Lisa_DrX @hansmollman I'm a bit greyer than him, but in ten times better condition.

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Listening to "22.05.21 Let’s Go! Adam J Smith" https://t.co/1Ue7rSUtyR by @RadioWired #nowplaying

[Gary Shaw @RealGaryShaw]

@MarcFi I've just finished listening to Discography. I initially thought "who likes Frank Zappa, Janet Jackson, the Who and Black Sabbath?". Then realised I have albums by them all. But, I only have Freak Out by Zappa, so now intend to delve further into the 'Big Song'. Thanks.

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Listening to "24.04.21 Let’s Go! Adam J Smith" https://t.co/5C1OQbHWOb by @RadioWired #nowplaying

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@blackwax85 Thanks Adam. Hope you're all keeping well mate.

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Yay!!!! Birthday gig!!!!

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Tuesday is G&B Online with a cracking line-up including @Bobwalshywalsh @KyleComedian @jimijokk and the birthday boy @RealGaryShaw
Show starts on Zoom at 7.30pm (link live from 7.00pm and available via the G&B Comedy Facebook group).
#comedy #standup #standupcomedy #LiveComedy

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@HubsMayr The Daily Mail are really losing their touch. Bigots have to get up early in the morning to beat Fox News.

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Have the Daily Mail or Piers Morgan blamed Meghan Markle for the death of Prince Philip yet?

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@BrewDog Both!