Jon

I used to like to think I could drive like a racing driver. I have finally come to the conclusion that I am just a fat middle aged ham fisted pretender.

[Arpit Gupta @arpitrage]

SpaceX is simultaneously three things

- An extremely profitable and promising space launch and telecom business
- A highly speculative and capital intensive AI firm
- A massive grift using exchanges and retail for exit liquidity

[Jon @RealJKay]

@ListerLawrence @james_xond

[Jon @RealJKay]

@AutoPap I will wear my Can Am in case I bump into you 🤣

[Jon @RealJKay]

It’s been a tough few days

[Jon @RealJKay]

How do you spell “Bubble”?

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Goldman Sachs reportedly forecasts SpaceX’s AI division revenue will grow 9,900% within four years, reaching $322,000,000,000.00 by 2030.

[Jon @RealJKay]

@_Trump2024MAGA_ @HunterBiden @Kenneth_Belkin Ummm. What are Trump and his kids then?

[Jon @RealJKay]

@kirstycarrot ALL THE TIME

[Jon @RealJKay]

No matter what happens, the sun still comes up tomorrow. Be there to see it. Take it one day at a time.

[blue @bluewmist]

To all men who survived rock bottom, what’s one piece of advice would you give a man who feels like giving up right now

[Jon @RealJKay]

@Jonathan_Witt Thank you for this.

[Jon @RealJKay]

@SimonCarGuy I really find nothing new released now outside of a Porsche GT car interesting.

[Jon @RealJKay]

@mcleodd After. The chum is in the water.

[Jon @RealJKay]

@ListerLawrence It’s a Golf R

[Andrew Kuhn @FocusedCompound]

Finally got my hands on the sell-side analysis that explains why SpaceX is worth $1.75 trillion

[Jon @RealJKay]

Someone doesn’t understand capitalism

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Every single price rise issued by a large corporation should be preceded by a 3,000 Word document explaining why they can't dip into their profits, and detailing what the money will be spent on, down to the last penny.

[Jon @RealJKay]

@anon_opin Correct

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

When you said you want to resign but Ferrari heard re-sign

[Jon @RealJKay]

@el_drapo I need to get a cheap 4 door car. And these are looking wonderful. Pity my teenage daughter and wife look at me like I am mad

[Jon @RealJKay]

@guidoacasa Yup

[Jon @RealJKay]

Accidental 25 in a 20 zone in London. £100 fine and 3 points. 1 Mph less and they wouldn’t have bothered sending a fine. No speed awareness course option. Won’t be driving in London again. Fuck that. I think that is their end goal anyway.

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Leclerc’s therapist right now

[Jon @RealJKay]

@DaveF63 @DavidEmmz You must be the life of the party.