All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. -Arthur Schopenhauer
A white woman stole my sunglasses. A black man slashed my tire. An Asian woman keyed my car. A Hispanic man cut in line at the store. A Middle Eastern woman cursed at me. A white man broke my window. A Native American man grabbed my wallet. A black woman hit my bumper. What am I?