machine gun kirbey

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[machine gun kirbey @RealKirbey]

@ieatantz you see what many do not

[machine gun kirbey @RealKirbey]

@PrismosPicklez hey man cool pfp

[ari @technicoluor]

how do the photos look drunk too

[machine gun kirbey @RealKirbey]

@ieatantz I just think it was a classic case of once the monster is revealed it’s not scary. I lowkey don’t know silent hill at all 😭

[machine gun kirbey @RealKirbey]

@ieatantz the found footage section in the middle was incredible but the finale third kinda lost it

[keewa 🇵🇸 @keewa]

This is the sort of expression I'd make if I suddenly and unexpectedly laid an egg as well

[machine gun kirbey @RealKirbey]

@sebsincognito @SORRYIMACANCER 60 year old cao boi returning would feed families

[Cody Core’s Burner @codycoreburner]

Love her but what are we even talking about

[machine gun kirbey @RealKirbey]

@ieatantz Why couldn’t this one have popped off instead of “boop my g spot”

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Too late

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

david attenborough: [mumbling] skip. i dont like this animal. skip it.

[machine gun kirbey @RealKirbey]

business major final study guide just dropped

[wren @witchfinder09]

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[horse @horsetwting]

good morning

[bug girlfriend @lo_saturna1ia]

he sniffing the hell out of the air from my chicken u are not getting any buddy

[cosmic jester @cosmicjester]

Was looking up if I tweeted anything about Michael Jackson immediately after his death and 💀

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Spoke to the Sun God Ra and he answered my prayer like immediately. They said no one ever prays to them anymore so it was no problem at all. Gave me an extra iced coffee and I had only wished for one