Li.

Hang the DJ

[luke @louorns]

Rob Edwards with a generational move to Wolves there. Top of the league with Boro, moved to “his club” to then oversee one of the worst teams in Premier League history. Get relegated, sign Jimenez and Trippier, sacked for a random geezer from Gil Vicente before the season starts

[Li. @RealLiFur]

@QuigsDavid @GiuliaBould Sporting*

[Li. @RealLiFur]

@QuigsDavid @GiuliaBould The ruling said there was a supporting advantage. Anyone saying otherwise is wrong

[slbsn @slbsn]

It doesn't happen much but I moved my assessment of Everton's appeal chances considerably in writing this...

[Jake Lucky @JakeSucky]

Fable has just released 30 minutes of gameplay, showcasing:

- Date, marry, start a family, or even divorce NPCs
- Your decisions shape the entire game
- Unique NPC system, they react based on your actions

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Kaiser Chiefs star Ricky Wilson says unfortunately he is fairly certain there will be further ugly scenes in Belfast this evening

[Football Away Days @FBAwayDays]

Just my opinion, but I think Newcastle’s new home shirt is possibly the most hideous football shirt I’ve ever seen.

🫣

[MrHobbes @VintageMrHobbes]

Oh that's good, just a standard local beheading, possibly artisinal

[Cooper Lawrence @CooperLawrence]

“Runaway brides” should be called “near Mrs.”

Thank you, this is why I have a PhD

[Rush @CFCRushh]

Wallahi arteta would be dead if arsenal played here

[Li. @RealLiFur]

@_LA_94 @svenskfotboll Man pretending to be a sheriff after building a career pretending to be a footy manager. Charlatan

[Danis @DanisMCFC]

The connection Cherki has with a football is unreal never seen this in my life

[- @NotPaneen]

He has no idea that kids an Arsenal fan, bless him

[f @finnandoalonso]

2.5 hour train with my toddler who won't stop saying See it. Say it. Sorted.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

“Are you busy?”

Me: No

*incoming video call*

[britney queers @britneyqueers_]

This is so fucking funny oh my god

[Jessica 💚 @Greenpartygirly]

Nothing says out of touch like doing PR working in a shop to seem relatable to the working class and choosing Marks and Spencer’s

[The Man in the Black Pyjamas @pyjamas_black]

Heard Kenny Cunningham say that Ecuador were his 'wild horses' for the World Cup

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Ozempic is fucking with crocodile health....
LOOK AT HIM!

[Laurie @LFCLaurie]

Any excuse to bring one of the greatest videos on the internet back into the timeline.

The way his face lights up when he hears his name always gets me.