Tom Murphy

Never pass up a chance to make things awkward.

[Tom Murphy @RealMurphy]

I've eaten 2 whole pizza's today. Don't @ me.

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FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING

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@KBau35 @MLB @RaysBaseball I’m still on tilt about this!

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@austin_walker Well at least you have that. Here in VA, we don’t directly vote for judges.

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@KBau35 @MLB @RaysBaseball ARBITRARY! CONJECTURE!

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@MLB @RaysBaseball He was 0-4 with a walk in 2019 playoffs.

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@MLB @RaysBaseball Does it count if he was on a playoff roster last year??

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@Betsylareygolf @desertdave2012 @mcgarrity911 @JonHeyman The number would be exponentially higher if we didn't shut down and let the virus spread. Also we're nowhere near the end and the death toll will continue to climb while in most of the country is in isolation.

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@The_Cling_On @hirpha_E @JessArnoldTV @wusa9 He’s talking about the death rate. Or percentage of people who die. There is no shot for covid-19. Meaning it will spread to millions upon millions of more people than a bad flu outbreak. Do you not understand the headlines your using?

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Gotta love Britt-ish Comedy 😂 #MicdUp @zbritton

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🥵 🥵 🥵

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It’s 2020 and the only thing that makes sense is combining puzzle pieces.

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@JonHeyman @bour41 @smichaelis234 @Ken_Rosenthal @JeffPassan One time in American Legion, he was introduced as Justin BourJu, so he wouldn’t be confused with his brother, Jason BourJa.

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@thefootballgirl @ByKimberleyA @Redskins It was! I fully support the players and most the people, I just hate everything about the organization!

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

🗣 Won’t you take me to... Flavortown?
🗣 Won’t you take me to... Flavortown?

[Katie Nolan @katienolan]

sports media breaks down the fall of king’s landing

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@ColeyHarvey Dang it, me.

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@MLB Phakerly Love