Cedric Otieno

[E K E T I @eketiette]

#DearFutureHusband,

The rainy season has begun. I can tell you for a fact that the duvet and cold showers are no longer working for me.

There is an urgent and primal need to expedite your arrival for due and unlimited gumbody.

Where the heck are you?

Love,

Eketi.

[Martin Tairo Maseghe @mmtairo]

In South African Parliament;

Hon Madisha: Half of people in this parliament are stupid!

Speaker: Hon.Madisha withdraw that statement.

Hon Madisha: I withdraw that statement. Half of people in this parliament are not stupid!

[The Lioness Circle @lionesscircle]

Just another point to consider in the realm of #SexualAbuse #childabuseprevention https://t.co/9zvITVPtvy

[Jerotich Seii @JerotichSeii]

As you issue regular dispatches from "The Empire" on how the natives (or common wealth) are behaving when they visit the "Mother Country", please remember that we would be very interested to also hear your take on Britain's good firm, Cambridge Analytica (CA). https://t.co/00mSVRZ5k4

[Gatanga Finest @prince_ericko]

Am a great supporter of Uhuru.. But i support it Of Him be heckled in london we need sanity in the kenyan top most leadership. Miguna is a kenyan... #UhuruHeckledInLondon

[Rasna Warah @RasnaWarah]

Foreign media have given more attention to this than our own media. Shame. This is a natural phenomenon of huge significance and all we can talk about is our dystopian politics. https://t.co/XOY97bl1I7

[Omwana_wa_Rosa @fullangenge]

Kenyans go to university kutafuta kazi. Americans go to university to learn how to start up. https://t.co/XFmsa3XMYJ

[Apollo Mboya, HSC @MboyaApollo]

Electricity Consumers must sustain this outrage towards @kenyapower till we vanquish this abusive monopoly #SwitchOffKPLC

[Cedric Otieno @RealPaphosMedia]

@Lieutenant_Wadi @C_NyaKundiH Blame it on the Irish? Triple distilled,matured & bottled water by John Jameson & Son, The Bow Street Distillery, Dublin 7, est. in 1780.

[Excelsior @RavS82]

Mathemagics https://t.co/dNOWLvZQXd

[Cedric Otieno @RealPaphosMedia]

@MimsLily @PresidentKE @PennyMordaunt @NationalOilKE @LSEplc @DFID_UK @Commonwealth18 @UKenyatta @WilliamsRuto @nginyahn Hahahahaaaa... No comment.

[Njira Njeri @njiranjeri]

@RasnaWarah You are right it’s all over except our own land.

[Helen Robinson 🇬🇧🇰🇪 @Geology_Helen]

Lion Hill from the base of Menengai Caldera east wall at one of the many Solai TVA intersections - Malima Simba kutoka kwa msingi wa ukuta wa mashariki wa Menengai Caldera kwenye mojawapo ya makutano mengi ya Solai TVA

[Hon Robert ALAI, HSC @RobertAlai]

President Kenyatta Ambushed By Crowd In London Demanding Justice For Miguna (Video) https://t.co/rWoAmVscbO

[The Other Guy @david_odu]

@paulinenjoroge @ChathamHouse @UKenyatta People struggling to take selfies with @UKenyatta in London #UhuruHeckledInLondon

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

A young slay-queen and her retarded father were the only two supporters of despot @UKenyatta. They're from the tribe of "Si Ushawi, Ni Maobi" #UhuruHeckledInLondon

[Benji Ndolo @BenjiNdolo]

That tells you wassup https://t.co/DMmoG7cdZa

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Miguna Miguna spotted in Nairobi.