Pat

[jack friks @jackfriks]

*cracks knuckles*

“claude, read this article and implement all of its advice”

*retires*

[Pat @RealPatSajak]

@scotthortonshow Bro I would if it arrived yet. I preordered from the site, but could have just waited and got 1 day delivery from Amazon. Any updates on the preorders from your website?

[Pat @RealPatSajak]

@martyrmade Amazing series Darryl. The way you ended it gave me chills. I’m slightly too young to remember the nuanced details of Obama’s first run for president, but that part about him announcing his run in Bernardine Dohrn’s living room keep’s sticking in my mind. One of 1000 takeaways.

[Banished Kent @kentbanishearl]

“Okay, but what does that have to do with Gandalf sending a hobbit into Mordor?”

“I am just coming to that. You said you wanted a serious conversation, not a talk show. You see in the beginning, all the creations of Illuvatar, the Ainur, sang harmoniously, but not Melkor…”

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

The Internet Is Trauma-Dumping on Elmo https://t.co/cOqjbC31Pp

[Pat @RealPatSajak]

@timunken I showed this to my wife and she didn’t laugh… but she asked if I could get the template for her. Please respond.

[Pat @RealPatSajak]

I’d like to apologize to you all I am personally responsible for this

[CNN @CNN]

Amazon is attempting new measures to get customers to return fewer of their online orders, including charging a fee to return items to UPS stores. https://t.co/ncKaZh17Dq

[Pat @RealPatSajak]

@WorkRetireDie Was the minor task you completed this chart?

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

You going to update your tinder profile then?

[Pat @RealPatSajak]

@small_conor The only man in Athlone remotely concerned with American college bowl games.

[Pat @RealPatSajak]

@small_conor Lmao Conor just move here will ya

[Pat @RealPatSajak]

There will come a day where only like 5 people on the internet get this joke and it will still be work making.

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

sufjan stevens me watching the
election results
🤝
quitting after two states

[Pat @RealPatSajak]

@FlyFrontier @FrontierCare before I start tweeting out how awful my experience was with your staff in Atlanta, could somebody please respond to me? We were advised to call customer service for our vouchers/refund but have been on hold all day and nobody is responding online.

[Pat @RealPatSajak]

@EoinJoeyJordan @small_conor This makes me sick

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Winner #1 #phillies

This video made me cry. We are sending this lady and her daughter and son to the game tonight.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Winner #2. #phillies Everybody in the picture is going.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Winner #3. #phillies. Going with mom and stepdad tonight. Bonus points for Purple Heart and once running over @BarstoolNate

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Winner #4. #phillies Bree and her parents are going to game 4. They are outta town and coming back for it. I am also going to ask @bryceharper3 to hit a HR for her.

[Pat @RealPatSajak]

@stoolpresidente This hardworking scumbag will clean your house for the next 10 years for a chance to go. Hook him up.

https://t.co/edqxXr6LXZ

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I want to send one good hardworking scumbag Philly family to the Phillies World Series game tonight. What Stoolie wants to surprise their parent(s)/siblings with tickets. Reply with pics/your story below this thread and I’ll pick somebody by 1pm so you have plenty of time