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StockCats new account - Instincts - Specializing in market satire - FinTwit - Financial Media Critic - Never take investing advice from your neighbor's cat

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Back in the Twitter days I associated with some shady characters

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@dailydirtnap companies no one's ever heard of advertising their ticker symbols on CNBC like it's 1999

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@no_pullbacks @Brad08725790 @MattH_4America

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@no_pullbacks @StealthQE4 @RudyHavenstein @GregCrennan @LawrenceLepard @QualCompounders @GaryKaltbaum compared to Weimar Germany in 1923, it's technically accurate to say we have "very little inflation"

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@wboscoho every time I go to the store to get cat food, I expect to see they've raised the price again - it's been a while

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perfect timing for peace deal news to help shift the narrative away from the horrendous inflation numbers

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@Nostre_damus

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@dapstats @AutismCapital

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@DrobiazkoD 7/28/2021

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@sapientiaetamor full article here https://t.co/vLfGiQJSul

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in the future, AI "agents" will handle everything

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@chigrl @EpsilonTheory that was some heavy reading - this wall of text is a good summary of where we are now https://t.co/MWg8RgVZVS

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@RudyHavenstein found this on your Grokipedia page - "Havenstein contended that the Reichsbank's monetary expansion was not the root cause of inflation but a necessary response to exogenous pressures" https://t.co/NB3nNsOwyY

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@RudyHavenstein https://t.co/TOQROVlqeZ

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NEWS: SpaceX disclosed in its S-1 that it sees a $28.5 TRILLION total addressable market, which the company calls "the largest actionable TAM in human history."

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TAM = Total Addressable Market

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@DrobiazkoD I actually took that screenshot about 10-years ago - something reminded me of it and I wondered how they are faring these days

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@OddStats I don't know about soon, but eventually

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@RudyHavenstein I was posting about inflation on Twitter before anyone would admit there was any

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AI is replying to posts trying to convince everyone to invest in AI IPO's

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@FrogMcDog I can't remember whether it was High School or College economics where I learned that

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it's funny how the Fed Minutes never mention how the persistent inflation we've experienced is likely a direct result of them increasing the money supply