Vince McMaximus

Vince McMaximus in the fictional world of #Dubzaron: World Gladiator Entertainment Any resemblances to real life are purely coincidental

[Vince McMaximus @RealVMcmaximus]

So you're here today because, according to you, you went to another world, for like 2 months, and when you came back, your girlfriend was dead

That's right Joe Brogan

And this had nothing to do with shrooms

Nothing, Joe

That's wiiild. So what happened?

I'll tell you, Joe

[Brain Leakage @BrainLeakage03]

GWOT memorial: A giant, meandering circle with no meaning. Start at one point, and you’ll end up right back where you started.

10/10. No notes.

Perfect satire.

[Vince McMaximus @RealVMcmaximus]

@Bdubs1776 @RuleOfThule The reason it would work

[Voödoo 6 von Inyanga @6Voodoo]

With the arrival of the Euros, all mockery of Mormons and their golden tablets will be kept to an appropriate minimum. All conflict between Yankees and Dixie will cease, and all will focus on hammering any euro trash that denigrates this great land

May God bless you and America

[Vince McMaximus @RealVMcmaximus]

@NotJonMollison @BrianRenninger6 I suppose- because this is they internet - it should be added that the latter part is in case of emergencies

[Vince McMaximus @RealVMcmaximus]

@NotJonMollison @BrianRenninger6 We shall pray but please pass along that they should also coordinate with their parish or nearest priest to the hospital when the time comes to get the child baptized.

Also ANYONE can baptize using the Trinitarian formula is they intend what the Church intends (to baptize)

[Tall Roman Statue @TallRomanStatue]

It is the year 2044, and MAGA just mandated that all of American's nuclear plants become gothicized. As a result, the Harambe School of Nuclear Engineering and Gothic Architecture is founded in Louisville, KY.

[Vince McMaximus @RealVMcmaximus]

@Bdubs1776 @Dutch_Agent “Martin, it's all psychological. You yell barracuda, everybody says, "Huh? What?" You yell TICK, we've got a panic on our hands on the Fourth of July.”

[Vince McMaximus @RealVMcmaximus]

The token human is Stone Cold Steve Austin. I don’t make the rules.

[Sandy Petersen 🪔 @SandyofCthulhu]

All this gibble gabble about Nolan’s Odyssey and NO ONE can see the objectively correct solution.

Muppet Odyssey. Everyone would love it. Helen of Troy could be green or blue … or a pig … and no one would care.

It’s perfect. All we need is to pick out the token real human. It’s your call …

[Night Danger @WithNightDanger]

We (on account of a tight budget) had the kids with the same toys for the first few years, they shared everything. My daughter tucked in a monster truck into her bed and sang it lullabies. My son hit himself in the face with it and threw it down the stairs yelling "WAR WAR WAR"

[Vince McMaximus @RealVMcmaximus]

@BrainLeakage03 @NotJonMollison

[Vince McMaximus @RealVMcmaximus]

@BrainLeakage03 @NotJonMollison Actually just ran the 1st session of recon where this is my goal.

On the continent of Anacria, fighting has broken out between the Democratic Republic of Jambo and the Central Chud Republic.

Major fighting in Chud City could break out any day if the Centralians get involved.

[Vince McMaximus @RealVMcmaximus]

I don’t know who in the #brosr this is but they’re on a legendary kayfabe run right now.

[Vince McMaximus @RealVMcmaximus]

@BrainLeakage03 Such is our esteem for ourselves, our brothers, our esprit de corps…we’ll lose every piece of equipment we have to say, “I got you, brother”

[Brain Leakage @BrainLeakage03]

He is risen.

[Vince McMaximus @RealVMcmaximus]

@CastellanGHOST @archon Primarily, evil is to be avoided because it is evil.

A second reason to avoid evil in the 1st place is because it is so perilous.

[cdrsalamander @cdrsalamander]

The Japanese prove, once again, that they have one of--if not the--best, most highest functioning cultures on the planet.

May they treasure and keep it as an example to the rest of the planet that it is not weather, geography, or natural resources that makes a great civilization.

It might be the love of baseball (at least in part).

[Moundshroud of the Mists @KKalvaitis]

If these boys were on that island, #OperationMuscleThunder wouldn't have went down like it did.

[Vince McMaximus @RealVMcmaximus]

@eigenrobot @NavyDigi Navy/MC does not have the ability to do amphibious landing in robust anti ship middle environment. I say again cannot be done. Major issue, decades in the making.

Even if they were in theater today, they would not be landing. Cursory look at news tells the conditions not met

[Vince McMaximus @RealVMcmaximus]

@eigenrobot @NavyDigi An ARG afloat is a liability. You’d have to defend it AND your carriers AND fight on the offense. We don’t really have the assets to do all that at once effectively. Should we? Sure. But that’s a problem going back decades.

Also plain fact is MEUs cannot do contested landings