‘Murica’s Shithead

The lion leads. Sheep follow. Become a lion. Don't be a sheep.

[‘Murica’s Shithead @RealWhiteBoy_93]

Pain and struggle is your friend.Maybe not in the moment, but for the evolution of your soul.They lead to strength. W/o it you would be weak

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Chris Cuomo can’t hold in his laughter while interviewing a girl with Tourette syndrome who tells him to “f*** off.”

“Go f*** yourself, Chris a** bunny, old biscuit fat a**,” she said during the interview which caused Cuomo to laugh.

“I obviously go to the gym and I wear headphones and that's also a very big factor in how… f*** off. F*** Collin, f*** that b***h,” she said later on.

[Clinton @614clinton]

An elderly man rear-ended a guy driving an expensive sports car.

Enraged, the guy hops out and confronts the old man.

"Look what you did to my car" he yells.
"You're going to give me $10,000 right now or I'm going to beat you to a pulp!"

"Oh my" says the old man, "I don't have that kind of money.

Let me call my son, he trains dolphins and he will know what to do."

"Dolphins" the other driver huffs, while rolling his eyes.

The old man pulls out his phone, dials his son and just as his son answered, the irate man snatches the phone away from the old man.

"So, YOU'RE a dolphin trainer, huh? Well, Your old man here just rear-ended my car and I need 10 grand right now or I'm going to beat you AND your old man to a pulp."

"I'll be there in 10 minutes," says the voice calmly on the other end.

Exactly 10 minutes later a Jeep pulls up and a guy hops out and proceeds to pulverize the bully, leaving him in a heap on the side of the road.

When he finished, he walked over to his father and said….

"For the last time dad, I train Seals, Navy Seals.....

NOT dolphins!"

#614clinton

[Justin @Justin_14P]

*Chris Olave open deep*

Derek Carr:

[Mike Wright @FFHitman]

You ever lose in your most important league on Thursday night?

[NFC North News @NFCNorthNewss]

BREAKING: The #Vikings reportedly offered Justin Jefferson a RECORD BREAKING contract extension before the start of the season but Jefferson turned it down due to uncertainty at QB.🤯🤯🤯

Jefferson made it clear to Minnesota that he won’t sign an extension until he sees where Kirk Cousins is playing in 2024. 😳

Jefferson thinks Kirk and Himself have the potential to be the best QB WR duo of all time and is willing to follow Kirk to his new team if Cousins doesn’t return to Minnesota next season. 😬

The #Falcons, #Giants, #49ers, #Browns, and #Commanders are all expected to pursue Cousins in Free Agency. 👀

[Art Stapleton @art_stapleton]

Here's my biggest takeaway from last night's debacle for the #NYGiants:

Own it. You were terrible in every facet. You don't have an offseason to lick your wounds, like you did Philly in the playoffs.

You have 24 hours. Own the suck. It's not the media's fault. Don't blame those who will laugh at you all week.

Dig deep. Show up in Arizona.
https://t.co/CZ7zlDvBMP

[evin @EvinKnowsBall]

The “Daniel Jones isn’t a top 10 QB” take needs to come to an end

[Ted Logan @TedLogan1010]

The X-Files from 20 years ago

If you don’t believe they have known the plan all along

If you don’t believe in predictive programming

Watch this till the end and explain the stunning accuracy

Either that or @BiffDon hoped in the DeLorean and sold them a really good script.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

you’re telling me you wouldn't do this if you had a iron man suit? y’all just hate fun

[‘Murica’s Shithead @RealWhiteBoy_93]

Lol…

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

NFL players speak out on the Jackson Mahomes incident

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

There are no coincidences

[‘Murica’s Shithead @RealWhiteBoy_93]

Rihanna’s baby in the womb at the Super Bowl

[evin @EvinKnowsBall]

I heard Dak needs weapons 👀

[chris finch hate acc @notHuberto]

Jason Pierre-Paul reading the 2015 offseason script

[SNY Giants @SNYGiants]

Thanks (again) for the memories, Tom Brady!

[New York Giants @Giants]

It’s time to do it 𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐘

[‘Murica’s Shithead @RealWhiteBoy_93]

Chills

[Alex Wilson @AlexWilsonESM]

Holy shit, this goes so hard… thank god for Brian Daboll, he’s brought happiness to my Sundays again 🙏

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

This is hilarious 😂