Obama Balls

Eternally damned

[Janktard @pellerfon]

"you watch the hood i watch the skies"

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

It's starting. #TheHappening #MenAreCuttingTheirPenisesOff #NoPenis2026 #IndianaManChallenge

[Misanthropologist @summanager]

Woke is dead

[Violator Name @Violator_Name]

First confirmed case of a Hebrew translate gem

[For Sale: Gender Reveal Tire, Lightly Used @SparrowAdorer]

"So what's your take"
"This subway should be filled with sarin, a deadly nerve agent"
"100% disagree"

[Axwmui @axwmui]

BREAKING:

Scientists taught a gorilla how to play “Clash Royale”. He hanged himself 3 days later

[DingleMcFriend @dingleseviltwin]

Arrested for improper larp and cagfagging in the 2nd degree with the penalty of death by hanging

[Kapt'n Krunch 🛠️⚓ @KaptainKrunch97]

no smokes
no entry flash
no back of site peek with AWP from tunnel

just straight p90 rush b cyka blyat dick first at mach fuck

[ネオ魔理沙🟡⚫️ @N30marisa]

部屋で67ってたらママに見られた

[ALT @alt3sevens]

@vadowki If clash of clans can post archer queen feet, can clash royale just make the archer and musketeer passionately make out in the next animation? It’s only fair

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

Miss Vickie put her whole clit into those spicy dill pickle chips

[B e a r m a x x e r @centristpeater]

This is a disaster for the left

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

trans person: im trans

society: ok

gay guy walking into the function: okay cuz THISSSS little piggy just got to the clerb bitchhhhhhhhh.

Mike Tyson trying to say shrimp: Thrimp

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

I have questions for MrBeast.

[Horned Sphere @Horned_Sphere]

She said “meow” which means Baseball 🙂

[shiro@焼肉たべさせて下さい。 @nikutaberuru]

親愛なるアメリカ兄貴たちに
聞きたいのですが
日本ではベースという楽器を
弾いている人は「変態」と
呼ばれています。
アメリカ兄貴たちの国でも
ベースを弾いてる人は
「変態」なのでしょうか？

[g̴̢̗̲̟͈̟̰͑́̐̎̏̄̀̓ͅr̴̡̧̨̮̙̜̗̪̲̰̭̉̽̍̒͊͋̉͐̉̔̉̎ @normal_guy41]

he;s so retarded and has a deep sadness within him that i can relate to