B. Reed

Litigator; literate gator.

[B. Reed @ReedBZakarin]

I notice you’re not denying the substance of the message here….

[Tesla Charging @TeslaCharging]

@lennylegend86 @SnazzyLabs We will press charges for vandalism at Superchargers

[Jordan Zakarin @jordanzakarin]

It’s obvious that Elon is a Nazi, and this is also the exact argument that conservatives have used to justify all the bans on history books with lessons about slavery, the civil rights era, and other poor reflections on white people.

[B. Reed @ReedBZakarin]

⁦@elonmusk⁩ appears on video at German far right campaign event - https://t.co/qSzUOUi0VY

Telling Germans not to lose their “German” identity to multiculturalism…I think I’ve heard something like this before?
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Keep it classy, you apartheid beneficiary.

[B. Reed @ReedBZakarin]

@SenTomCotton Interesting…sounds like you just said that our current Army is soft and weak based on the current standards?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Report: Trump Defiantly Pumped Fist For 20 Minutes After Assassination Attempt Searching For Camera https://t.co/hHdDj27irO

[The Onion @TheOnion]

FACT CHECK
TRUMP: “People don’t leave my rallies.”
TRUE: They’re carried out in body bags.

[B. Reed @ReedBZakarin]

Well, despite not following any conservative media figures, my Twitter feed is now a solid wall of spleen from the bigoted and backward sociopaths that pass for Republicans. I wonder how this happened, @elonmusk ? #xsucks

[B. Reed @ReedBZakarin]

@PATHAlerts The Train Master’s in an air conditioned office, correct? Easy call. And the PATH alert stated you apprehended the trespasser. Conductor says otherwise. Which is it?

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congressman Clyde had $156,697 of debt forgiven from a PPP loan.

[B. Reed @ReedBZakarin]

@FarahnMorgan Not to contradict you here but isn’t the design on the base more evocative of late art deco?

[B. Reed @ReedBZakarin]

@mgoblog Yeah, and how’s the not dying going for you at this point? Depends on the next series, I’d think. #goblue

[B. Reed @ReedBZakarin]

@mgoblog cannot be the first to tell you the site is down right now, no?

[B. Reed @ReedBZakarin]

@Fortnums I wish I could-but now X (née Twitter) won’t let me DM you because I’m not verified! I’d gladly respond to your DM, though!

[B. Reed @ReedBZakarin]

@Fortnums Love your Traditional Shortbread Rounds…but methinks I’m missing a few?? 😩

[B. Reed @ReedBZakarin]

@FarahnMorgan With a little elbow grease, maybe we’ll all be something, one day.

[B. Reed @ReedBZakarin]

@Veolia_NA @VeoliaWaterNJ has two jobs:
1) turn the water on
2) turn the water off.

@VeoliaWaterNJ is 0 for 2 on doing its job. For their next trick, a fire, perhaps? #hoboken #failboat

[B. Reed @ReedBZakarin]

@RaviBhalla Not an outstanding look with no communication here. Main break clearly not the city’s fault, but, doesn’t mean you can shrink out of view. Step up the updates. #Hoboken.

@VeoliaWTS maybe map your system flow before it irreparably breaks again?

[B. Reed @ReedBZakarin]

When your #wordle guess is also the thing you’re doing in real life.

[B. Reed @ReedBZakarin]

It all starts with 1 client…and, boy, would I love to find one. #lawyer #litigator #literategator