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if you don’t sin a little bit Jesus died for nothing

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Nothing like a airport chilies 🌶️

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Now that I have been prescribed vyvance, I understand why all my friends were being awkward as fuck whenever they took their vyvance. 🙃🙃

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Reddit is like the stone age TikTok

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@JNguyensanity Dear god please do not

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It brings me a lot of joy knowing I, a Subaru owner, am accepted on the roads on this icy morning

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I love calling my friends dates “homeboy”. They think it’s cute but in reality I just don’t care to learn their name because they will be gone in 2 weeks.

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All you dummy’s are paying money to get these AI pictures of yourself when in reality you could just take mushrooms and look in the mirror to get the same effect.

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Getting a Brazilian wax was by far the best decision I made this year and I think that says a lot about my judgement.

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I fall in love every day of my life and I’m sick of it

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“I’d like the BOGO butthole deal please”

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What is it about a disco ball in the sun that makes my serotonin levels explode?

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Do you ever just fucking miss your best friend so much you start to ugly cry and your dog gets scared and walks away from you…. Cuz same

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Why is everyone I try to date so god damn emotionally unavailable. I mean I am also emotionally unavailable but that’s beside the point.

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Idk why I’ve been sleeping on House music for this long. Damn near has become my favorite genre this year 🤯

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BRB, Aspen peeping

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Really wondering why people ever stopped wearing wooden clogs

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Someone said I reminded them of the lesbian combat girl with curly hair from Legally Blonde and I’ve never been more proud.

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It me

[austin @bainard]

what the