Relentless Finisher

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

I pray the US and Japan have a 1000 year alliance

[Kirk's Wise Thinker 👥👥👥👥👊👥 @ironcrakka]

incredible how wrong this is. i sentence you to a fate worse than death: reading republic commando

[yev @itisyev]

Cavemen after they invented the spear:

[j.b. exte @jbexte]

sometimes i worry that i only drink mexican beers to impress mexicans. then i take a sip of mexican beer and realize that the only mexican im trying to impress is the mexican deep inside myself. the inner mexican that all white boys have. gracias for reading

[phlip @MrPerfectPhilip]

Maybe Hitler had postpartum depression

[Arbaz kakkar @arbazkakkar5]

Got the COVID vax and 5 years later—BOOM! Starter goes out in my Camry

[alexandria @Lib0fAlexandria]

notice that it's "luck of the Irish" not "skill of the Irish" or "work ethic of the Irish"

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

I think about this post literally every day

[Psyberdelic @Psyberdelic_]

I shoved a piece of crayon up my nose as a kid and had to go to the hospital to get it removed. A nurse tried giving me a coloring book and crayons for being a good boy and my dad said "don't give that retard anymore crayons"

[Silly Mode🇺🇸🇵🇭 @projection2024]

When that Panda Express hits my system

[dan nolan @dannolan]

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

[Charles DeGlopper @bronzebarbarian]

I cannot believe the U.S. Navy has submarines towing around cages full of sharks they release after sinking enemy ships.

[Helldivers NOW @Helldivers_NOW]

AIN'T NO WAY!

[SneakySnake @Sneakiestsnakee]

CUZ IM JUST A TEEEEEENAGE DIIIIIRT BAG BAAAAABBBYYYYYY