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2XKO launched as a f2p game with 10 characters after being in development for like 10 years. I can't believe that didn't work.

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End of Oak Street was one of the worst movies I've seen in years

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@DylanDubs_ You went triple support with a fantastic, which probably meant you were not winning fights quickly if you won them at all. Your supports were also very bad at keeping each other alive given triple

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Unfortunately, the algorithm is so aggressive these days that my for you page is now all people complaining about being hardstuck in celestial

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Finally decided to play more than like 20 comp games a season and hit celestial. Between 9 and 9.5 I have a 70% winrate. Games got easier after gm3. Hoping to hit Eternity. Unc's still got it etc etc

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I don't keep up with Ultimate much anymore, but every time I do I wonder why anyone would take it seriously.

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@Dotai9EU With the addition of the torch teamup, Thing's brawl is absurd. You lose a lot of what makes him busted if you're forced to babysit supports

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@Stormkloud @CreditWx @MMeow416 @HawleyMO Everything on this list was either never promised or is simply false. If you think masks and social distancing didn't help slow transmission, you're frankly too stupid to have an opinion on the topic. You being allowed to vote is a net negative to society

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I struggle to get myself to go to the grocery store 3 minutes away. Driving 8 hours round trip for the worst pizza of all time is a level of ambition I can only dream of

[Sir Yacht @SirYacht_]

Drove 4 hours to Altoona, PA to try Altoona-style pizza

-Thick, spongy dough
-Salami
-Tomato sauce
-Green bell peppers
-Controversial use of American cheese on top

Can't tell if it's a war crime or art, but I thought it was pretty good

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The Odyssey is Nolan's best film. It's an all time great film.

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Jokes on you cyclosporiasis, I'm way ahead of the curve in frequent diarrhea

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I've clicked on a few Count Binface tweets because it's funny, and the Twitter algorithm thinks I'm deeply invested in British politics

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@HelmBreaker21 @Bloobidy234 @readasv @RAACarmona @ranvirxd_ Uh, that's exactly what good game design is? Hello?

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If she's in the MCU at all it would be as a cameo-esque appearance as Dazzler or something

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These rumors are so stupid. If the MCU stuff wants to differentiate itself from the Fox stuff, you adapt more modern things like krakoa/Emma as leader of the x men. Sabrina is a major pop star. She's not going to dedicate years and years to a main character.

[Marvel Mania @Sksj002]

Marvel is reportedly eyeing Sabrina Carpenter for Emma Frost.

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I have to assume these sorts of things are said by 20-year-olds. Even at the time the PS2 GTA games were coming out, the graphics were not something anyone was lauding. I mean MGS, God of War, FFX, hell even the Ratchet and Clank games all existed and looked a lot better

[GameVerse @TheGameVerse]

Rockstar has pushed the boundaries with every console generation.

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@Tiversus @bjaystorm1 @2005hov Thing had no way to deal with flyers on release. He was certainly not A tier

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

HISTORY.

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What a feeling

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This is the first time in my lifetime one of my teams has won it all