Renée 🇨🇦

60% of the time, it works everytime

[Renée 🇨🇦 @RenDan81]

I've decided to leave Twitter. I'm on Instagram if anyone wants to follow me over there. It's been a slice. Elon Musk is a motherfucking turd.

[Renée 🇨🇦 @RenDan81]

@firstwefeast @balaneski

[Renée 🇨🇦 @RenDan81]

@Papi_B_Dubs @antifaoperative I don't know, those rollbacks are pretty hot

[Renée 🇨🇦 @RenDan81]

This isn't She's All That, @PierrePoilievre
You're still a piece of shit even without your glasses

[AFRICAN & BLACK HISTORY @AfricanArchives]

In 1938, Jack Johnson was speeding when he was stopped by a policeman.

He issued him a $50 ticket. Jack handed him a $100 bill, to which the policeman proclaimed "I can't make change for that much!" Jack replied, "keep it, as I will be making the return trip at the same speed."

[Renée 🇨🇦 @RenDan81]

@JaymeKnyx Thanks for this. I'm sending it to everyone I know for a good laugh.

[Renée 🇨🇦 @RenDan81]

This would be me 🤣🤣

[Renée 🇨🇦 @RenDan81]

@NCC_CNC "Excuse me. Just passing through"

[Renée 🇨🇦 @RenDan81]

@SukritGanesh @jasondotnews https://t.co/tdKzlPYtCy

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Full article: https://t.co/jhImB8zG8z

[Renée 🇨🇦 @RenDan81]

What?

[Lakeland Connect @lconnectnet]

RCMP are asking for the public’s help to locate two missing teens from Goodfish Lake.

#RCMP #missing #goodfishlake #mmiw #lakelandconnect

https://t.co/jbIQT9nMbd

[Renée 🇨🇦 @RenDan81]

@blbourassa Then you just feel gross after lol

[Renée 🇨🇦 @RenDan81]

Me except with Hawkins Cheezies

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

Hello heartburn my old friend.
Ate too much pizza, once again.

[Morgan Cameron Ross @Morgan_C_Ross]

If you're Canadian you know these well.

[Renée 🇨🇦 @RenDan81]

"The only hairy frog I'm interested in is the one between your legs" classic Laszlo 🤣🤣 @theshadowsfx

[Renée 🇨🇦 @RenDan81]

@nut_history Buddy Holly

[Renée 🇨🇦 @RenDan81]

@nomaddadMatt I haven't. I lost interest in Survivor after the first few seasons.

[Renée 🇨🇦 @RenDan81]

I don't think the creators of Survivor know what "abandoned" means

[People @people]

The best bridesmaid! ❤️

[Renée 🇨🇦 @RenDan81]

I'm starting to think Taylor Swift is a cult leader lol