hypothetical.harry

come as you are... #TeamMystic if you haven't noticed I am a big fan of alliterations

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(414): the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(724): I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there

[Norm Kelly @norm]

Wow.

[hypothetical.harry @Rendanbay]

@waywardlaser it had to be said

[Bradley @waywardlaser]

That uncomfortable fact that multiple women in Family Guy have had sex with a dog.

[High Storytime @TheTimeIGotHigh]

Accurate

[Mike Burkett @FatMike_of_NOFX]

I don't know which is better, this season of Homeland or Cable news! Practically the same but Homeland is more believable.

[theScore @theScore]

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