Reno

Je suis un pomme.

[philly! @27st_lil]

Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting please leave me the fuck alone 😂😂

[NASA @NASA]

.@AstroVicGlover & @Astro_illini set their spacesuits to battery power at 7:56am ET. This officially marked the start of today's spacewalk, which is expected to last about 6.5 hours.

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(515):
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(312):
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(405):
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.

(1-405):
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxicating. your liver will thank you."

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(303):
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.

(1-303):
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.

[myesha thee stallion @myeshachou]

the american education system had us knowing the names of the three boats columbus came on better than the tribes whose land we live on

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

an escape room, but it’s just your thoughts. good luck

[KAILEE @Kaileecrook__]

idk about y’all but i’m ready for spooky szn and cold weather

[Wale @Wale]

Distractions gon distract . Stay focused . Please

[Kip $mitty @Kipsmithers301]

the way ive been fiending to go to an art museum.

[Reno @RenoLewellen]

“Do you need a napkin babe?”
“Nope I lick myself”

[𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐇 Aunty Lychee🌈 @IonGAFhoe]

Me leaving people’s life silently and gracefully

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

fuck sex can we go rob ur ex because i dont like the way that bitch treated you