Fake Ass Rep. Doug LaMalfa

Representing California's First District including PARODY, Siskiyou, Shasta, Tehama, Butte, Glenn, Modoc, Lassen, PARODY, Sierra, Nevada and PARODY Counties

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You’ve left me no choice.

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Vote for me.

I will eat your babies.

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@RepLaMalfa Our glorious leader asked us to sink the bipartisan border bill in February. Gotta follow orders. 🤷

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@TrumpDailyPosts Please raid me, sir.

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@TrumpDailyPosts Please violate me, sir.

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@TrumpDailyPosts Please mount me, sir.

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@_sbot_ @RepLaMalfa I only read the headline. 🤷

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@SamLovesEngland @RepLaMalfa @AIPAC Shocking little. I'm a cheap fascist date.

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Vote for Dead-Eyed Corndog Zombies in 2024 #CAGOP

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@millanpatterson @SenBrianJones @J_GallagherAD3 @CAGOP My kinda ghouls! Keep it up, creeps.

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@ALICEmROGERS My lord and savior.

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@madprofes Just eat my nuts, Shawn.

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@FRCdc @RepLaMalfa That’s rich. When Doug makes a mistake he just deletes the tweet

https://t.co/U8qK5qHyG1

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Oh, look. I took a screenshot.

It's OK to make mistakes, @RepLaMalfa, but you lose our trust when you try to hide the truth.

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@J_GallagherAD3 That’s an acronym, not a plan.

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@J_GallagherAD3 You didn’t read this article, did you?

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@GOP Wait… Just yesterday we were singing the praises of MLK Jr., who called for the working class to unite and overthrow capitalism.

Are we back to being assholes again? @DougLaMalfa is confused.

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@GOP

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@RepLaMalfa Courage and LaMalfa go together like toothpaste and orange juice.

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@sharinicole042 @JeffVaughn Ah, yes. If true, the punishment for that crime is obviously death by taser without trial.

How’s that boot taste?

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@GOP Gross

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@jpcortez13 @Patterdude It is. The flag was created as a direct counter to protests asking for cops to stop shooting black people. It’s since been co-opted by white nationalists.

Law enforcement should fly the American flag, not a separate flag designed to divide us.