Respawn

eh.

[Respawn @RespawnMachine]

@PeppersFrankie Does your auto correct just add that at this point guy? Haha fantastic

[Respawn @RespawnMachine]

Y’all ever just… run into yourself on a sponsored post?

[Respawn @RespawnMachine]

Oh hey is it a video of me?? Am I spouting funny bullshit?? Was my boss really impressed but also slightly distraught I spent two days photoshopping all this???

Yes to all questions.

https://t.co/M16XifOr4o

[Respawn @RespawnMachine]

@hh4hooch I don’t know the backstory of the game and I will admit that it looks kinda fun, but it’s basically just a slavery simulator lol. You beat up a creature or person, capture them, and then bring them back to labor under your command. Also what’s up with the art style?

[Respawn @RespawnMachine]

I buy all my computing needs at Politically Correct Richard & Son

[Respawn @RespawnMachine]

Look it’s me

https://t.co/0Ks7U2ju1O

[Respawn @RespawnMachine]

In case you’ve all been wondering what I’m up to and where I’ve been, here is what I did at work yesterday. My coworker and I goofed around for 45 minutes and then I cut it into this video. And a very nice man named Matthew pays me to do this??

https://t.co/YVuthOzedi

[Respawn @RespawnMachine]

Thigh 👏 high 👏 socks 👏 look 👏 good 👏 on 👏 everybody 👏👏👏

[Respawn @RespawnMachine]

Next time two straight dudes get uncomfortably close during a conflict in a public space, you should also start a “Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!” chant.

[Respawn @RespawnMachine]

New Years Resolutions 2024:
1. Get a fat ass
2. Shake that fat ass

[Rhiannon @AywaRhiannon]

You should watch this whole 2 minutes and feel the enormity of what this man is trying to tell you. And then think about how in the US you are called antisemitic for wanting this horror to stop.

[Respawn @RespawnMachine]

Come bother my colleagues

https://t.co/V9m0b8eTgF

[Respawn @RespawnMachine]

@discobry69 Ugh, I hate that so much. That’s infuriating. And that mindset of “it’s just a cold”?? Like dude, still don’t fucking want it!

[Respawn @RespawnMachine]

I don’t care if the pandemic is over, if you are coughing more than 3 times per 5 minutes and you go out in public without a mask, you’re a trashy little hoebag. You’re a scummy little skankass bitch. I don’t want your fucking cold you little freak.

[Respawn @RespawnMachine]

“Why is there blood on my shotlist??” Was not something I expected to scream at work today

[Respawn @RespawnMachine]

@BJones39390 @NathanaelR37972 @DeelishSaga @facu_helmer @OntuGoshal @dgafwgaf @QueenSevenn @Zxskyrick1 @eptillmoptill @therealrcguru @TC_bhdr @INFO_NERC @jnewell68 @afrinaaw @Headline28Jo @j_kennedy101 @sanchit_writes @rcacaubotelho @spritefhobi @ShoaiBWase76814 @Anonymo52880695 I’d rather eat sand.

[Respawn @RespawnMachine]

@jtletsplays I always wanna be like “bitch -I’m- a graphic designer!” because my stuff always looks a hundred times better than what they’re pushing and I don’t know why they’re even targeting me

[Respawn @RespawnMachine]

@Israel

[Respawn @RespawnMachine]

@realchasegeiser I was holding my 11 year old cat on a walk moments ago and for the first time out of nowhere she sang,

“You’re my little friend.”

I started to quietly tear up. She couldn’t see my face and I didn’t make a sound, but she sang,

“I’m your little friend.”

@JohnKatamari

[Respawn @RespawnMachine]

I JUST WRAPPED ON MY SECOND FILM 🥰