RetroFunky

Cynical, bitter and twisted, dont believe a word any politician says.

[RetroFunky @RetroFunky1]

@sthelensstar Somebody telling Mickey Mouse lies all along

[RetroFunky @RetroFunky1]

@LNRailway What hit it ? A Tank!

[RetroFunky @RetroFunky1]

Watch what you buy @CostaCoffee. Bought Peach Iced tea on Friday 29 June on one of the hottest days and guess what it was missing. Luke warm diluted peach cordial ! Contacted @CostaCoffee twice still no response.

[Robbie @Robbie_Reasons]

The Somerset Farmhouse of 1 North Street, Williton were approached by a "food influencer" that wanted to charge them £2,000 for a review.

They put out a video of Sally eating a sausage roll instead 😆.

Lets make Sally and the Somerset Farmhouse famous for free.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Here it is: my 2026 manifesto for the #Makerfield By-Election. Makerfield Great Again! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount

[RetroFunky @RetroFunky1]

@1980sViceSquad I hope this PC sues you

[Anna Maria Junus @JunusAnna]

It boggles my mind that after decades of being told to not walk alone at night, lock your doors, don't get into an elevator alone with a strange man, be careful of stairways, watch your drink, carry your keys in your hand, don't go into the park at night...

[RetroFunky @RetroFunky1]

@LindaJeal1 @AWPRCO Yes as its not in North Korea

[Billy Mac @alswearmac]

@sharrond62 @CrunchAlias @marksandspencer Exactly, Sharon. Here are the 2 changing rooms in my nearest branch in Devon.

Absolutely illegal.

[audrey White @RedRosa91940184]

Please help fight for the reinstatement of the 4 women sacked from The Writing on The Wall charity next Tuesday May 26th @ 6pm @ Women’s Organisation.
54 St James St, Liverpool L1 0AB
It’s opposite St Vinnies, St James street .

[RetroFunky @RetroFunky1]

@Donna4Rainhill @sthelenscouncil They must have seen the writing on the wall and went before the Reform lot got in

[RetroFunky @RetroFunky1]

@benhoobs @joshsimonsmp Cannot wait until you arrive in Platt Waz you will meet your match

[RetroFunky @RetroFunky1]

@Peston Stop focusing on Ashton Town Centre get yourselves to the housing estates of Winstanley Hawkley Orrell which are full of your carpets fitters plumbers plasters gas heating engineers who Burham was happy to shaft with the clean air zone charges. They will decide this election.

[RetroFunky @RetroFunky1]

@sarahsmithlab Get yourself to Platt Waz and be amazed at a new species

[RetroFunky @RetroFunky1]

@harrydoyle96 @JoPlattLeigh @CatSmithMP @LabourNorthWest Try it in Platt Waz

[RetroFunky @RetroFunky1]

@LaticsJosie @elliehodges62 @Boo65864 They accually call it Ash Vegas. Just wait till they find Platt Waz a whole new species live there

[RetroFunky @RetroFunky1]

@jeanpoissonier @PoliticoTeacher Just wait till they find out Billinge Higher End and Orrell are part of the constituency

[RetroFunky @RetroFunky1]

@Donna4Rainhill @MWLNHS Donna remove the mobile number list for his account and make them send letters even in large print if necessary

[RetroFunky @RetroFunky1]

@Peston When you make it up to Ash Vegas give me shout and we will order you babas yed supper