Loki

None of this matters.

[Loki @RevLoki]

I am “the worst thing that ever happened” to a handful of people. I’d call that an achievement.

[Loki @RevLoki]

Big problem w/ immunotherapy is having to deal with all of the cancer doing shitty cancer stuff while waiting for your body to attack it. Swallowing sucks rn.

[Loki @RevLoki]

@AdamSinger

[Loki @RevLoki]

Boy these new guys are terrible. #Jaguars #PHIvsJAX

[Loki @RevLoki]

@AdamSinger Yeah good day for a hike, bro.

[Loki @RevLoki]

Considering Plankton runs the Chum Bucket, and he serves chum (which is just made of ground up fish). Does that make plankton a mass murderer in bikini bottom? Grinding up the neighbors and serving them to the masses? Does that make the Citizens willing cannibals?

[Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk]

This is what an updated Home Alone would actually look like.

[Loki @RevLoki]

No more chemo for me, at least for a while. It’s only marginally working and they’ve located the right markers to start immunotherapy. Which, while maybe slower, is definitely more effective and gentle.

[Loki @RevLoki]

@AdamSinger Why I stopped talking politics a long time ago. Nobody wins.

[Agent Smith @TSAgov]

We're tickled we've reached a point in our society where #TSA freedom pats are not even worth a cursory mention in presidential debates. #WereIn #DemDebate

[Loki @RevLoki]

@jackdiablo Bro you know Close Encounters of the Third Kind is on TCM right now, right?

[Loki @RevLoki]

Holy shit this race!

[Loki @RevLoki]

This race is an absolute shit show. #germangrandprix

[Loki @RevLoki]

My kingdom for a Hardee’s steak biscuit.

[Trolly McTrollface 🇱🇹🇺🇦 @Tr0llyTr0llFace]

McDonald’s HR: “what’s that 5 year gap in your resume?”
You, at 35 years old: “That’s when I bought some magic virtual coins on the Internet and then I thought that I was a financial genius for a while... please hire me?”

[Loki @RevLoki]

Round 2 of chemo straight up put me in the goddamn hospital. The fizz says it’s working, right?

[Loki @RevLoki]

I can’t even begin to reiterate just how dead I would be without Sarah loving me and keeping me alive. Having a good partner through all of this is a must. Sucks it pushes out plans back further. But you don’t want to marry a dead guy.

[Loki @RevLoki]

And my new medication for nausea is also for schizophrenia. Two birds....

[Loki @RevLoki]

@sfbjornsdottir Yeah bail out girl. He’s gotta respect those boundaries.

[Loki @RevLoki]

Worklessness leads to a new found appreciation of country western shows.