Rex Kirby

Head Writer for @TheWhatsUPDATE
Semi-Professional Silly Person
Retired

[Rex Kirby @RexRaygun]

Check it out. Or don't.
Either way it is a fun episode.

[The What's UPDATE with Xander Kwiecien @TheWhatsUPDATE]

🚨 New episode! 🚨 We're takings on Greg Abbott's war on trans rights, Texas banning Pornhub, the Man vs. Bear debate, and the #TikTok generational divide. Plus, a medieval gargoyle in the bathroom? 🚽
#zoomers #TransRights #manVSbear #TXpornhubBan
https://t.co/MBSgzBgh0m

[Rex Kirby @RexRaygun]

NEW EPISODE
We also present our first-ever blooper reel.
Check it out. LIKE, SHARE, SUBSCRIBE
#tiktokban #Bloopers #Elections2024
https://t.co/ATVuQJcwH3

[Rex Kirby @RexRaygun]

Hey y'all! Check out our new episode.
Great dating tips from Tia Linda.
The news, including a good on ya for @RuPaulsDragRace and the folks at #AllstoraBooks.
A rant on #nostalgia after seeing #ChristopherTitus live at @CapCityComedy.
https://t.co/6msdEWFHCN

[The What's UPDATE with Xander Kwiecien @TheWhatsUPDATE]

NEW Episode Y'all!!!
New jokes. New commercial parody.
Xan rants about excessive ads on streaming services.
AND👉📷New equipment!📷👈
Xan's face is now in 4K. Check it out.
𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄, 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐄, 𝐒𝐔𝐁𝐒𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐁𝐄!
#toomanyads #QuantumLeap #StreamingAds
https://t.co/w63Nw9bAR2

[Rex Kirby @RexRaygun]

@HazbinHotel has been surprisingly fun. The characters are twisted. The art style is amazing. @VivziePop is pushing animation forward in fascinating and innovative ways. I am genuinely liking the show. I am glad they already got a Season 2.
#HazbinHotel #vivziepop #animation

[Brigid MacGuffin @BrigidMacGuffin]

@HazbinHotel has been SOOOO good.
Well worth the wait.
Check out our interview with Hazbin/Helluva voice director and actor #RichardHorvitz.
He was such a blast to talk to.
#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelAlastor #CharlieMorningstar
https://t.co/8mlfFa3Zd0

[Brigid MacGuffin @BrigidMacGuffin]

If you participate in this annual month-long child torture, you are a #badparent. You teach your child "good behavior" through deception. Every time you move this little bastard, you rack up their future therapy bills. #elfontheshelf2023 #elfontheshelf #snitchesgetstitches

[Brigid MacGuffin @BrigidMacGuffin]

@foofighters Y'all doing a #Hanukkah sessions this year? Please? Pretty Please?

[Rex Kirby @RexRaygun]

We managed to squeak in an episode while Xan and Brigid are promoting the @Kickstarter for their film.
Somebody needs to put a muzzle on that snake. Just sayin'.
#texasfilm #dangernoodle #filmfunding
https://t.co/Nie4fhrAgN

[The What's UPDATE with Xander Kwiecien @TheWhatsUPDATE]

A new episode!🎉Xander extols the majesty of Halloween🎃 as a holiday and laments @drpepper-flavoured egg nog. Even more promotion of our @Kickstarter and a near-miss encounter with the Mighty Jibi.
#DrPepper #Kickstarter #dragisnotacrime
https://t.co/5ZAVxGJRKX

[Rex Kirby @RexRaygun]

Xan and Brigid are making a movie. Please help them reach their #fundraising goal. Check out their @Kickstarter and share this post with your friends.
#LGBTQFilm #TexasFilm #performingarts #storytelling
https://t.co/Nie4fhrAgN

[Rex Kirby @RexRaygun]

Take a peek at this upcoming project on @Kickstarter! Then sign up for notifications to stay tuned.
#dragisnotacrime #dragqueens #dragkings #dragisbeautiful #DragIsArt
https://t.co/0zlmlqYqbC

[Rex Kirby @RexRaygun]

That snake is a lot of work.
Who keeps letting him into the live audience?
Be sure to like, share, and subscribe.

[The What's UPDATE with Xander Kwiecien @TheWhatsUPDATE]

Episode 3 is UP and READY!
What happened to one episode a week? Huh?!?!
Where's that work ethic? All is explained here.
Special Topic: Animation in the Streaming Era
#hazbinhotel #animation #vivziepop
https://t.co/8wrpTJp1OI

[Rex Kirby @RexRaygun]

I know @xanraygun and @TheWhatsUPDATE, for fairly obvious reasons, but I can also say with all honesty that #XanMan should be the next big thing in #LateNight programming. I nominate the old #AustinCityLimits studio @UTAustin to be the home for this #LonghornNation alum.

[The What's UPDATE with Xander Kwiecien @TheWhatsUPDATE]

Hey @jimmyfallon @jimmykimmel @sethmeyers @StephenAtHome @iamjohnoliver AND especially @jonstewart.
I'm coming for your jobs OLD MEN!
Now is the time for #GenZ in late-night from the #ThirdCoast that is #ATX #Austin #ACL.
Let's hear it for the 512 area code y'all.

[The What's UPDATE with Xander Kwiecien @TheWhatsUPDATE]

Got the image done to promote our upcoming Kickstarter for our documentary film, "Drag in the Heart of Texas."
Please drop your email address in our DMs if you would like to be on the mailing list for the launch.
#DragIsntDangerous #dragisbeautiful #dragqueen #dragking

[Rex Kirby @RexRaygun]

Another new episode?
How is that possible?
Fun with #UFOs.
@DollyParton and the #PrincessofWales
Elderly politicians and the voters who keep electing #AlterKakers.
All this and MORE!
Check it out in Blurry Vision 🫣

[The What's UPDATE with Xander Kwiecien @TheWhatsUPDATE]

Episode 2 is UP and READY!
Two NEW episodes in TWO WEEKS?!?!
Did the UPDATE finally get a work ethic? Unlikely.
Special Topic: Video Game Fan Expectations
Another @DollyParton Watch!
@insomniacgames #SpiderManPS5 #FNAF #HunterBiden #UFOs
https://t.co/4EGNfsGReI

[Brigid MacGuffin @BrigidMacGuffin]

To our Jewish friends, colleagues, and family.
L'shanah tovah tikatevu!
🍎🍯🍷🎉
#roshhashana2023 #ChagSameach

[Rex Kirby @RexRaygun]

#WGA #WGAstrong #WGAstrike
#SAG #SAGAFTRA
#1u #union #UnionStrong

[Rex Kirby @RexRaygun]

It's nice to be putting out new content, even if the camera refuses to cooperate and the studio is hotter than a #TexasSummer. Be sure to LIKE, SHARE, and SUBSCRIBE. #heatwave #mentalillness #MAGAjustice

[The What's UPDATE with Xander Kwiecien @TheWhatsUPDATE]

At long last! A new season and a new episode.
News. Rant. Cool NZ pictures.
Check out Xan's #MirrorUniverse look.
Forgive the autofocus glitches; had to go back to an older camera. 😡
#ratatouille #OSDD
#RepublicansAreTheProblem
https://t.co/XJgpbewGTv

[Rex Kirby @RexRaygun]

Even a bear knows that @BrigidMacGuffin is the BEST. She's got mad skills for days and improves any project she is on.

[The What's UPDATE with Xander Kwiecien @TheWhatsUPDATE]

The What's UPDATE Special Report:
Xander's #Kiwi Adventure - Days 10&11
Headcold in #auckland
Great soup at #KangNamStation
Tasty #Boba at #Chatime
Another great view of the #AucklandSkyTower
and out of nowhere, a #ZAMBONI!!!
https://t.co/tkm46Wjqbl

[The What's UPDATE with Xander Kwiecien @TheWhatsUPDATE]

The What's UPDATE Special Report:
Xander's #Kiwi Adventure - Day 9
A day at the @aucklandzoo.
#Lions, #Tigers, and #Gators.
Cool animals in well-designed exhibits.
Beautiful #flora and #fauna.
Great zoo with well-taken care of animals.
Bravo #Auckland!
https://t.co/pk1CMiY7Ec