My casual Twitter account for keeping up to date with Arsenal related news and gossip! ST in the North Bank and East Lower. Following AFC since the 80s!
Proud of our team to get this far in the UCL. Depleted squad throughout. Never had our full strength team at all most of the season so no complaints. Best team won over 2 legs. #Arsenal will come back stronger next season. Let's find a decent finisher to help up top. Onwards.COYG
25 years to the day since I woke up in a hostel in Los Angeles, walked downstairs to the internet room, logged into my email and read this from my Dad.
🚨CBS shattered the English-language US club football TV audience record with PSG-Arsenal on Saturday.
📺 3.09 million viewers
📺 Well above 2.04m for PSG-Inter Milan in 2025
📺 City’s clash against Arsenal was the most-watched Premier League match in US history, avg 2.6m viewers
History on and off the pitch 🏆
PSG’s victory over Arsenal in the UEFA Champions League Final is officially the most-watched club soccer match in U.S. English-language TV history, averaging 3M+ viewers on CBS and peaking at nearly 4M during the penalty shootout 📺⚽️
Emmanuel Petit on Premier League clubs mocking Arsenal after the final defeat:
🗣️ “I have to say, I found it embarrassing.
The second Arsenal lost, some Premier League clubs couldn't wait to jump on social media and remind everyone about their European trophies.
That tells you everything.
Instead of supporting an English club representing the league on the biggest stage in club football, they were busy celebrating Arsenal's pain.
For me, that's not rivalry. That's insecurity.
Arsenal were 90 minutes away from doing something special, and rather than show respect, people were desperately searching through the history books for old trophies to post online.
Why? Because they were terrified of seeing Arsenal join that club.
Let's be honest, some of these clubs spent the entire season watching Arsenal compete at a level they couldn't reach.
The jealousy was obvious.
The moment Arsenal fell short, they treated it like they had won something themselves.
That's the mentality of people who would rather see Arsenal fail than focus on their own success.
The trophy may have slipped away, but the reaction from some rivals showed exactly how much Arsenal still live rent-free in their heads.”
Met police have confirmed this is the biggest football parade ever held in the country after drafting in support from Merseyside and Manchester police to help with the celebrations. Estimated 1.5m+.
Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post.
I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so.
Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here.
But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it.
And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂
Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻
So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️
So for one last time…
ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨
Chiefo x
#COYG