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[twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn]

me working for an hour vs me watching the entire twilight saga

[chunky fila @chunkyfila]

dream reveal…? mine is pretty simple - i just want to be happy

[pj @pjayevans]

I hope the grinch finds god this year

[christain🍕 @boyruminating]

(pointing to a random spot on a QR code) ill get a miller high life aaaanddd.... (pointing to a different spot on the QR code) the shrimp tacos

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

Just watched a grasshopper jump straight into a wall. Guess that's why they're called grasshoppers and not brainusers

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

tbh this is how i see myself: a lowkey chill mysterious girl who does her own thing and doesn’t give a fuck about anything

[christain🍕 @boyruminating]

my so-called "socialist roommate" is mad that i ate his plums...

[pj @pjayevans]

Can I come over. I got the zoomies and you have an open floor plan

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

Asking someone i just met if that's a new shirt

[Karli Marulli @karlimarulli]

I was the chef for the Stanford prison experiment and everyone loved my au gratin potatoes, regardless of their place in the power structure

[Momo @momodraws]

Daily grind

[Nick DiRamio 📺 @nickdiramio]

Rip queen Elizabeth, I loved your song bohemian rhapsody ❤️

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

Pls stop wearing harley davidson shirts if you don’t even listen to him

[clintoris @clintoris]

At the end of the day my ass is way fatter than the queen’s ever was so I really don’t care that she’s dead. You can’t compete where you don’t compare

[ryan 🚩 @ryxnf]

BREAKING: the lisa rinna m&m has arrived at balmoral