@nbcsnl please do a skit on #remotelearning incompetence. Relatable on so many levels. And no matter how dumb you make the teachers and parents regarding how to use a zoom link... it won’t come close to reality.
So... first day of school, and witnessing teachers navigate remote learning is like giving a drunk toddler keys to the clown car and entering them into the Austin Grand Prix #firstdayofschool#remotelearning#zoomclass
My dad is an ICU doctor treating COVID-19 patients. In the past WEEK he has set more “I’ve never seen a heart rate/RBC count/etc. like this” records than in his decades-long career. What this virus does to the body is like “sticking your finger in an electric socket.” Stay home.
So just a thought @realDonaldTrump. Why not use old @Sears locations and convert them to hospital facilities to treat #coronavirus. They are close to pop. centers, have plenty of space, electricity and plumbing. And, when this thing is over, no one will go back to them anyway.
It is ironic that in a year of tech IPOs, Beyond Meat, a food company has captured the limelight. While I believe that the company is at the vanguard of a shift away from meat-based diets, this stock is being priced as a macro bet, not as a business. https://t.co/mT8fDRTFJu
This would have been way way better than sitting through 82 minutes of #GOTfinale bullshit... @HBO should have just given this to us instead. I mean, Bran can’t even grow a beard... A king without a beard.... maybe just 82 minutes of a still of @budweiserusa - the king of beers.
Tyrion: You don’t want to be lord of Winterfell?
Bran: I don’t “want” anymore.
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Tyrion: You want to be King of the whole shit?
Bran: Shiiiit what you think I wheeled over here for my G! Where the Throne at?
@SportsCenter This is stupid. As a showstopping Little League umpire, I can tell you that you don’t learn a damn thing hitting off of a tee. I’ve ejected players and coaches that I saw hitting off tees before the start of a game I was umping.
After killing Amazon's NYC HQ, not sure some progressive democrats deserve either title. This move was both anti-progress (negative for development and tech jobs) and anti-democratic (polls show 70% of NYers were in favor). Victory lap for them, not for NYC. #AmazonHQ2
If you want a nice room with bad temp-control in a hotel with rude staff - I suggest @therogerny. Not only is my room at kelvin, but the advice was to open the window so I can hear all of NYC while I try to sleep. Let alone the bugs now in my room. Total shit CS experience.
The next time you're inclined to say that something will *never* happen, think about what you would have said if someone had shown you this picture 10 years ago.